HAPPY LEAP YEAR PEEPELZ!

ALRITE PEEPELZ! LET'S GO CRAZY!! IT'S 29TH OF FEBRUARY!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Personally, I think everyone should just sit down and appreciate the extra day they get for the year. Although most muslims spend it in the mosque, a lot of us other non-muslims are enjoying the peaceful day when most mat rempits are not dieing atm. So yea, it's a good and special day. Let us all reflect on what we did today... No, wait, let me reflect, u may read.

I woke up... ah... and the moment my mom got off the laptop, I sprung to my feet and sat on my ass and went on9!!!!!! Til abt like, 2? 1 hour later that is, I went down for ham sandwich!!! =D and I just basically rot... or, as I call it, enjoy the special day! =D and I watched my old south park collection! weeeeeee.

29th of february peepelz!!! let's screaaaaaam!! let's burn magnesium!!!!! let's throw lithium into water!!!!!!!! let's self-perform home-made liposuction!!!!!!!! let's suck out some of our cerebral fluids!!!!!!!! sniff the fumes of burning plastic!!!!!!!!

I was walking in this public toilet, I wasn't looking down lar rite, then I accidentally kicked the bucket. Like, wtf.

Revenge of Kobe Beef!

It has been 12 days since the last semester of winter. Peco was happily drinking with his buddies in Padapapa Pub. Not long later, the doors burst open! Winds blew as strong as the monsoon winds, lightning striked as hard as Thor's Mjolnir slamming onto the ground, fox flame burns the entire pub like a mozilla firefox! The Peco stood up, sweating, he slowly turns around and looks up. He realizes immediately what he was about to face, and at that very moment, all that came out of his mouth was "Oh shit".

Peco flew out of the pub and landed on the soil with a constant velocity of 5m s-1. He stood up, sweeped the dust off his fur and said "look, hunny, I can explain!". The princess who was obviously not amused, quickly dashed like a bullet and cast dilemma, then with the little power that she still had, she Asura Striked the peco. Then she looked down at the peco and and said with a corny look, "I'll see u at home. If u're not there, PREPARE!".

The Peco returned to his last save point and was like "nooooooo! I'm stuck in Geffen! I gotta get back to Alberta AY AS AY PEE!" So he quickly ran with a constant acceleration of 6m s-2. He reached Alberta just as his wife appeared thru a portal. He quickly used increase agi and got back home and prepared a 9 course dinner. The wife came back and was very pleased. She quickly ate all there was, leaving lil scraps on the floor for the peco to eat, and she would then belch real loud and beat the peco to release stress. The peco was miserable. He knew not of what he was to do in order to save himself. So he hatched up an evil scheme.

2 days later, the phone rang, and the princess picked up the phone and the voice from the other side said "2 coupons for BSB concert, take it or leave it" So she quickly ran out of her house and did 100 push ups and cried, bcoz she was so excited but she forgot to ask the guy where to claim the tickets from. Then the phone rang for the next 6 times, she din pick up bcoz she was very upset and she was still crying.

The Peco then came and shouted "oi bodoh! Why din answer the phone ah?! I tot u like BSB?!" Then the princess said "I hung up the phone... I HUNG UP THE PHONE!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Then the Peco slapped his forehead and said, "No matter! Today u die!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!" Then the princess was like, "O_o" eh... u choose ur words carefully..." Then the Peco, who wasn't afraid, said "mwaahahahahahha! I chose it carefully! Today, u suffer!!!" Then out of the blue, big, plastic rubbish bin, a cow-faced man jumped out! YES!!! IT'S THE COW-FACED MAN!!

The princess was like, wOOt?! Then the peco was like, yeah, that's right. Tarphex is back! Then Tarphex said "Peco, u betrayed me before. So today, I want you to noe, I'm not just gonna help u kill her, I'm gonna help her kill u." Then they were both very confused, so they decided to have a break, and have a kit kat.

The match soon began, and the peco quickly cast laser squeal and tore off Tarphex's left quadriceps. In a blatant heat of anger, Tarphex cast BOOM! And the whole world just went BOOM! The princess was on the ground, her chastity belt broken, and the peco fried into a bucket. Tarphex took photographs of the princess, and killed her instantly with Pai Mei's 5 step finger palm point heart exploding technique. She took 5 steps and her heart exploded with the blood splurting all over the area of study. The biology students were grossed out.

Tarphex then went back to his wooden house by the lake, sat down on his rocking chair and enjoyed the bucket of chicken while looking at the photographs, whilst, of course, touching himself with his oily hands. eeeeeeeeeeee. I mean like, who touches themselves with oily hands rite? I mean, that's just gross!

I am addicted to drags

That's right, I'm addicted. I dun like them at all, in fact I despise them, but they're like jerry springer, a waste of life yet we can't stop. Drag car racing is soooooo boring but it's soooooo addictive, I dunno why! Ask the drag racers, they noe best.

Guess wat peepelz, tmrw is swimming carnival. Malaysia doesnt have any of those in public schools. Typical Jamsiah! Stupid beetch go die! Thank heavens I've left that skool. Useless teacher prolly got imported from iraq or smth. I could've sworn she looks like a homo erectus, prolly the reason why she's so retarded.

oh, blardy hex today got basketball match between rbhs against another skool, I forgot what skool edi. But gosh darn! The opponents could all dunk! They were scary ass players. Especially 1 asian kid in that team. My sweet dick, he has no limits! I dunno what's up with that dick, he is agile and his stamina is infinite, he can grab the ball and counter attack in just 2 seconds, his defence is impossible! And throughout the whole game he's like that! Why can he not get tired?! Why is he so fast?! Why is there such a human?! What the hell?! I really want his lungs and muscle capacity wei... cibai fast...

let's hope jag really comes on9 today, ppl! That stupid penis nipple has not been on9 for so long! One more day and he'll be a dick fart! slash pifs!

Stories of the past =D

As I was saying! The LOL thengz.

Well, I have been practicing on my driving for like, a long time, very long time, and finally I decided to take the test after I quit being lazy. So I went there, waited for hell long time. Then I finally got my turn for the slope, parking, and 3 point turn test. So I just went into the car, and the instructor said no one's gonna be with me, so dunid to wear seatbelt. So I din la rite lol. So I passed everything, slope, parking and 3 point turn =D then I waited for my road test.

I still rmbr, there were 2 ways, 1 way is the long road and 1 is the short road. I rmbr the long road when the instructor showed us, I fell asleep, so I din noe at all and I was like, shait, dun let her put me on the long road. So I waited there for like zzzzzz long time. Then the crappiest thing happened. Friday prayers! oooommmmgggg... wait there for so darn long! Then my turn finally came, I was like, urgh darn finally! So I went in, adjust the chair, check all the mirrors, check everything, and I was ready to go! So I started moving. Then I was going going and going. Then the woman asked me to turn into a parking area, so I was like, hah? What'd I do? so I stopped at the parking area, then she said, u fail. I was like, O_O orz! What, why?! Tak pakai seatbelt.......

So I appealed and failed. So I just went back, and told the whole world (all my frens of the same age) not to forget their friggin seatbelt! Bcoz it's the worse thing to happen on ur road test! So not too long later, Vishal went for his test. Then he came back with the same good news I brought back! He had also forgotten his seatbelt!!! =D Such a charming coincidence, no? At least I don't feel so alone being the only retard who forgot his seatbelt. Haha.. So he too told the whole world, with my help, to NOT forget the darned seatbelt! Then very much later, It was Jag's turn to take his driving test, and yeeeeaaaaap! He forgot his seatbelt =D how convenient. 2 Ppl had warned him. And he managed to forget abt the advice. Perfect! We 3 singhs failed bcoz of seatbelts.

SO KIDS, rmbr this before taking ur road test: Wear ur seatbelt! Unless u're a singh. shit happens.

CONGRATULATIONS =D

As most of you all know, Pui Pui and Terry has passed their driver's test with flying colours, they are now eligible to drive! Congratulations Pui! and Terry got 19. So I'd like to take this chance to say diu nia stupid apek. I only got 17. And failed first time bcoz of darn seatbelt. OH, WHICH GIVES ME A NEW INTERESTING STORY TO WRITE ABOUT! =D I'll tell it tmrw, I've passed my quota. Only sposed to be twice a day so that I'll have stuff to write about XD

EVERYONE has a story to tell. I am feeling nostalgic!

WELL!! I have had many ups and downs in life, so now I'm feeling nostalgic. Let me tell you all a story, on how I met PXU =D

It was a dark and stormy night, I have decided to go to sleep. The very next day, everything were to change.

UVE were disbanding, and UVE*Extreme were planning on making their own independant guild, Viva d'Extremite. It was an attractive idea, but it would clash with my plan of merging with seraphim, as Mel was in that guild. So I just had to take time off to think abt what I want. During that process, I realized that I had forgotten my e-mail to my priests acc, so it would be retarded to continue using it, so I abandoned it and went back to my rogue.


My rogue was only level 67, I went hand-lvling til 69 bcoz I was bored. After that, I got lazy and just hung out a lot, just KS ppl's DB session. walked arnd prontera aimlessly. One fine day, after bored of hunting for OBB by killing mystcases, I decided to just return to pron and flap doodle. While walking to ADB, passing thru the xmas fields, I saw a priest, an LK and Monk travelling together. I was bored, so I just followed them and see what they were doing. The priest was Zi, LK was Jon, the champ I think was WK or Oscar I cant rmbr.

So we sat down and chat for a while. Then after that, they went on to hunt for MVP. So I just went back to prontera and flap doodle.

A few days later, I went to PVP for fun. Hiding arnd, then I saw the same champ that I saw the other day, so I chat with him for a while, turns out it wasnt the same guy, I think it was bing at that time. So I just asked to join PXU. Then everything were to change forever....

I officially joined PXU after that!!!!!!!! I can't rmbr exactly how, but oh well. I stripped and DSed. I even killed an LK once. But bcoz he was berserking and I stripped him nude. And it was all thanks to PXU supplying bot for me XD

And that was the touching story of how I met PXU. And I have yet to meet any of them although once planned to =P perhaps next time XD

Hence the blog name, PXU TEHZ FUXXIN PWNAGE!!!!!!!!!111 BUT less now that I'm not arnd =/

WAZZZAAAAAAP PXU!!!!

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LIKE, WHAT THE CRAP?!

O-M-G U GUYS!!! LIKE, WHAT THE CRAP?!

I mean like, come on, get a frikkin clue ppl! like, ugh, I'm not even gonna bother anymore dude.

So anyway, I was like, at skool today? And I was like, score full marks for chemistry like, again? Oh, pls dun flatter me, I noe I frikkin pwn at chemistry, no living genius in this world can challenge me, if u challenge me and u like, think ur better? then I'm not even gonna bother cuz like, u're so ignorant. Anyway, I was like, sry, spaced out. I was like, so smart. i dunno where I am anymore... not a clue what I was about to say. Anyway, what sux is that, I'm like, in a boys' skool? So I'm like, I dunno. hmmmmmmmm.... prolly not a day to be posting stuff XD

oh, and like, omg, I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE!!! Aussies = stereotypes to the max!!!!!! EVEERRRRYYYYYOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE'S IPOD OR PHONE HAS TECHNO SONGS, NTH ELSE, ALL TECHNO, LITERALLY!!!!!!1

I want an ipod

FUUUUUGGGG!! SWIMMING CARNIVAL CANT BE COMPULSORY!!!!!

The Beauty and The Beef

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess in a castle guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. But seriously, I mean, she was like, guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. OKOK! Fine, well, she was just trapped in a castle.

But one fateful day, everything were to be changed.

To be continued.....










....immediately

Well, this cow-faced man was outcasted by society and had to live like a sebatang kara. I think it means a stick of monkey in English. Anyway, He read in a newspaper article that whomever rescued the beautiful princess from the tower that was guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. Ok, that's the last one I swear. Anyway, he read that if he rescued the beautiful princess, he'd then be allowed to do anything he wanted with the princess. Because frankly speaking, the princess has been forgotten about anyway after so many millions of prince charmings died trying to rescue her.

So this cow-faced man prepared his weapon, the Double-edged poison fang hamster schweizersabel and went straight to the castle, or tower, whatever, up to u, I'm gonna say tower from now on. Anyway, he rushed straight into the tower and fought his way through! The first few were easy peasy lemon squeezy bcoz the cow-faced man was a level 97 Lord Knight actually. So he went on, and he had to fight the bear leader, Katow-Jo! He then fought his lungs out, not literally, I mean he like, out of breath or smth like that. And finally, with 1 Bowling Bash, he slayed the Katow-Jo and obtained Fruit of Yggdrasil. The cow-faced man ate it and recovered to full strength again! He then continued on with his journey, slaying all the small-fry monsters, when he came across the Lion King, Simba.

Simba attacked the cow-faced man almost ASAP as he was hungry! The cow-faced man dodged it perfectly as he had high luck, and he quickly prepared for battle. He fought with Simba for a very long time, but he just couldn't sustain the damage. He was on the verge of giving up and Simba was just about to claw his head off when all of a sudden..... A PECO-PECO CAME AND KICKED SIMBA 8 FEET AWAY! The peco-peco was a big bird that Knights ride on, but this one was special, it could talk. The peco-peco was like, GET ON! I'LL HELP U! And the cow-faced man jumped onto the peco-peco and battled Simba. This time, Simba was losing, and he was cornered. So with just 1 final blow, Simba came with satisfaction... Nah, just kidding, I mean the blow as in like 1 hit KO, the cow-faced man killed Simba. The cow-faced man reached into Simba's throat and obtained Yggdrasilberry squared, that means he found two, so he ate one and kept the other for later.

Then he met with the final Tiger Master, Aslan, the great white tiger king of Narnia. So they battled to the very end. This is what happened before the end, the cow-faced man battled Aslan rigorously without any time intervals in between, so u can only imagined how fast they were battling, bcoz there's no way I'm gonna animate this for u to see. Then with 1 superstrong slash with his kitty paws, the peco-peco fell to the ground and lost heaps of blood. The cow-faced man was like, NOOOOOOOOOO and quickly hugged the peco before it died. Then the peco was like, before I die man, please tell me ur name. Then the cow-faced man was like, ok, my fren, and whispered into the peco's ears. Then the peco suddenly realized just on the verge of dieing, he said Eh dude! I rmbr u still have 1 more yggdrasilberry doh! Then the cow-faced man was like, oh yea ah. And was about to give it to the peco when he said, wait! Mahal doh... how much are u willing to pay? then the Peco was like O_O and the cow-faced man was like, JK LA! and gave it to the peco, then they fought with Aslan and slayed him and whoopdeedoo, his pathway was cleared to get to the princess' chambers.

He got there and there she was, as beautiful as a morning glory in the midst of a battle. He then quickly grabbed her and stormed out of the castle with the peco. And in his den, he was about to kiss the princess, when all of a sudden, BAM! The peco shot the cow-faced man and transformed into a man. And he lived with the princess happily ever after. Without whoopie, bcoz she wore a super-tight security chastity belt and the key was swallowed and digested by a metal-digesting caterpillar.

The cow-faced man's name was...

omg like, so totally uncool...

I woke up today and I was like, oh my gosh, am I like, late for school or something? So I was like, omg omg omg... and I got dressed like, asap? So then I was like, on my way to school right, I saw this like, frikkin car that was like, totally awesome. I mean, I was like, awestruck, I really was. So I was like, at school and all, and I was so like, studying and stuff? And then I was like, omg, I am so dead because I like, forgot to do my Biology homework and stuff? So after that I was like, omg so what. So after school, I like, walked all the frikkin way to the bus stop, like, it was so frikkin hot my skin was like, literally melting and all. Oh-My-God, don't even get me started on my shoes! Like, I was just waiting for the bus, standing by the bus stop, u noe? Then I like, looked down, and guess what. Someone spit on my frikkin shoe! I'm like, what the hell? U noe? I was like, freaking out and all, and like, no one even offered to clean it for me. Like, hellooo get a clue! So then I was like, on the bus back home and all? Then when I got back, I had a whole bowl of soup for like, lunch u noe? Then I like, took a nap and stuff, and then I was like, omg, dinnertime. So I was like, so there! I ate my dinner and my cake and all, and then I'm like, right here doing nothing, so, one more thing.

Like, omg I can't believe I just discovered this, but like, vote for KL to be in world monopoly people! Like, uh hellooo, it's ur own frikkin country, get it into a world class game at least!

http://www.monopolyworldvote.com/en_AU/world

go there and like, vote? come on people! just vote for like, KL will do? Others can survive on their own. I mean like, KL is pretty screwed anyway.

A SHORT TOUCHING STORY

Maaaaader, I actually din wanna post this edi wan, but then the stupid random question in my profile asked me Write a story on a bald frog with a wig, so I wrote one. AND GUESS WHAT! MUST BE AT MOST 400 LETTERS! zzzzzzz... so I decided I'm not gonna waste my effort, I copied and pasted the story here, so there u have it! PLEASE APPRECIATE =D



Welllllllll, once upon a time, in a well far far away, there lived a frog with lots of hair. He was a very handsome frog. All the beautiful frogladies fell in love straightaway as soon as they see the handsome frog. That very frog's name was called FROG*sky*.

One day, FRO*sky* the evil frog wizard was up to no good. He was soooooooooo jealous of FROG*sky* becoz he always lose to him when it comes to getting laid. So FRO*sky* went to look for FROG*sky*, then FRO*sky* immediately cast Frost Diver lvl 10 and froze FROG*sky*! FROG*sky* was immediately frozen, and then FRO*sky* had an evil smirk on his face...

Everyone in FRO*land* were searching everywhere for FROG*sky*, but couldn't find him... where could he be...?

FRO*sky* TOOK HIM TO AL DE BARAN AND DECIDED TO KILL FROG*sky*! HE CAST LORD OF VERMILLION AND KILLED FROG*sky* INSTANTLY!!!

Then while FROG*sky*'s soul was floating into heaven, FRO*sky* saw a birthmark on FROG*sky*'s left butt. it was the half of a star, and FRO*sky* looked at his right butt, there was another half a star to complete the 2 to make a full star. Then he realized, he had just killed his own brother-in-law... so he was upset and quickly cast RESSURECT ON FROG*sky*!

FROG*sky* was revived, but he was now bald, and had to wear a wig... all the frogladies were now disgusted with him everytime he was abt to score... And that my frens, is how FRO*sky* begun to get laid with college girls. most of them 4ft or less...


Disclaimer : The characters and events in this story was made up and have nth to do with anything or anyone who is alive, dead, or will be born. This story is purely fictional, any similarities to real life is just a coincidence I tell u, so pls dun dig my balls.

WELCOME TO TOOFOUSAND AND AYKT!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! my very first blog. I am success!

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who believed in me, if it weren't for u all, I would've never been able to start this blog. You know who u are XD

I LOVE LPS! TIMES INFINITY! FOREVER AND EVER! LITERALLY! She tehz hawtz stuffz =D AGREED?! AGREED!!

Oh, and since Sufaye was so kind to promote me in her blog (which were all true btw. ya'll noe very well sufaye never lies XD), I would like to take this opportunity to promote sufaye also! =D
SUFAYE IS TEHZ COOLz! and she would tehz be happy if u would kindly take some time off ur lives to visit Marco's Pizza opposite Kelana Jaya LRT (Putra Line) and just have some eats. She's the tan chinese girl who'll prolly be smiling at u =D

My birthday was just 2 days ago, so it's still not too late to wish me a happy belated birthday! SO DO IT! WISH ME A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! *If you've wished me edi, then thank u for being so... so... *sob*, I'm sry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... *sob*... auuuuh! OK! =D thank u for being so a good frenz! =D I am tehz greatful.

Boys' skool sux

Jeff Dunham is super terror... Now THAT is what I call, dedicated =D