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WHY IS IT SPELLED MACCAS WHEN IT'S PRONOUNCED MACKERS?!?!

2008-10-22T01:24:00.000-07:00

You live in this world without a clue
Why you're really here, you're just being you.
Living and resting throughout the day,
Why do you do it? You've not much to say.
What is real, and what is not?
You truly believe your life's all that you've got.
Antagonizing and sympathizing the people of your choice,
You learn and you judge by the sound of their voice.
You try your best to reach all your goals,
Do whatever it takes, including sacrificing some souls.

Just like a father, I love to nag,
Sharing words of wisdom, I don't mean to brag.
Maybe I do, but just let me have a say,
A few words to think about as a guide through the day.
I saw a quote that sounded way cool,
It has taught me well, that I'm just a fool.

Do what you need, but think about others,
Follow your beliefs, but try not to be Judas.
Success is a very strong temptation,
But if you think about it, it's not such a good salvation.
If you succeed, what'd you do next?
You won't forever stay as the best.
True that there is no justice in this life,
So we just hope for the best by being as sharp as a knife.
But does it really matter if you get what you want?
And cry over things, that you know that you can't?
You really are unique, perfect as yourself,
You own your own soul, do you really want anything else?

Whenever we seek the truth, there's never none,
But there are too many truths, there's never just one.
This is because we have too many opinions,
Awareness is the devil along with his minions.
You may think ignoring reality could keep you safe,
But when you realize what you're ignoring, comes a tidal wave.
Some think that life is real difficult,
Some enjoy their time living in this beautiful world,
Others may think that there's got to be more,
And people like me just stand still on the floor,
We feel happy when you're all satisfied.
But why sacrifice others, succeed, and then hide?

Life may bear truths that could be full of lies,
Next time you feel down, just relax, close your eyes,
I can't promise you that I could help, but I will if I can.
But I will promise you, you'll never be without a friend.

World Hunger Relief 2008

2008-10-07T06:48:00.000-07:00

Please help end world hunger! Make a donation at www.fromhungertohope.com and end world hunger today!

Suicide Note

2008-10-05T10:08:00.000-07:00

It's just one of those days, when I just can't wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks. I hang around the room, looking for something I want to do, but there's nothing that I want to do. I tried listening to the songs I've been crazing about, nothing. I went out to take a puff, nothing. Came back in tipsy and lied down. There's just nothing for me to do today. Had to work as well, so I head for the shower and went to work, still tipsy. My day began to get a little better after hanging around in my workplace, joking around with some friends. I stood the whole evening, waiting to get back to bed, to end this day. As it was nearing closing time, crowds begin to come in. The crowd keeps on growing. As my supplies are finishing and the shop is closing soon, I just hated how many people there were waiting for what we do not have. I hate it when they give me an exasperated look, as if it was my fault. All I can do to tell them to fuck off, is to just not smile.

I go out, take a seat on the sidewalk, and light a fag. What a shit day. Another day like this would most certainly not be welcomed by me. Easy way is to just go to sleep forever. I clean up, pack up, and go home. Noisy music could be heard from a distance, growing louder and louder. What other group of society can these people be from. With a speedy vehicle with the window down and a beverage at hand, they decided to help me make up my mind. Suicide it is. Thank you all, independent self-loving teenage orphans. With just an accurate toss, you have helped me realize how miserable my life is. And I'm glad I could help you with your target practice. Good night reality.

MORE PERSONALITY STUFFS =D

2008-08-22T10:02:00.000-07:00

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.

Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.

You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!

People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

You Are 68% Intuitive

You are a very intuitive person. And luckily, your intuition is normally right.

You're wise enough to know that relying on intuition alone can be dangerous.

When your intuition seems really off, you tend to ignore it - and look at the facts instead.

How Intuitive Are You?

You Are Times New Roman

You are formal and conservative. You're concerned with how you appear to others.

For you, maintaining a good reputation is important. You want people to trust you.

Elegant and classy, you always maintain your composure. You are never crass.

You are professional, competent, and upstanding. And it shows!

What Font Are You?

Your EQ is 127

You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.

On an average day, you're quite happy, together, and content. You live your life well.

Your emotions aren't always stable, but you can go along with the ups and downs pretty well.

You tend to be motivated, energetic, focused, and level headed.

You see the world pretty rationally, and you don't tend to over dramatize things. When things are bad, you know they eventually have to get better.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.

You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.

You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.

You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.

Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.

You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.

You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

What Temperament Are You?

You Are 72% Open

You're a pretty open person - and you don't mind sharing the good, bad, and sometimes ugly.

And while sometimes you do catch yourself blabbing on, you usually exhibit restraint.

You're openness is quite refreshing, and it encourages other people to be open with you!

How Open Are You?

You Are Very Sexy

Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.

You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.

Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.

You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier.

You are open to all sorts of experiences, and you have a taste for the exotic. Your adventurous spirit is very sexy.

You wear sexy underwear, and that's definitely hot. Feeling sexy is important to being sexy, even if no one knows what's underneath your clothes.

Are You Sexy?

You Are Sexually Powerful

Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane.

You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person.

You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality.

And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough!

Are You Sexually Powerful?

You Are a Chimera

You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.

Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.

You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.

You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

You Are a Club Sandwich

You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you!

You dream big. You think big. And you eat big.

Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it.

Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Your Personality Profile

You are dependable, popular, and observant.

Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.

In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.

You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.

And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ENFP)

Your personality type is enthusiastic, giving, cautious, and loyal.

Only about 8% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 6% of all men

You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

Your Inner Child Is Happy

You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.

You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.

And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.

You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.

How Is Your Inner Child?

You Are Disturbingly Profound

You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense.

Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you.

Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people.

No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.

Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?

You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 70% normal on this quiz

Like most people you are normal in some ways...

But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too!

Why You Are Normal:

You would eat meat from a cloned animal

You think fishnet stockings are trashy

You prefer ruffled potato chips

You find the Macarena to be the more embarrassing dance

You'd rather have rats than cockroaches in your home

Why You Aren't Normal:

You would rather be a movie star than an astronaut

You prefer a good nap to a good meal

You eat the cupcake first

You prefer non fiction to fiction

You prefer the moon to the sun

What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

You've Experienced 40% of Life

You have the life experience of someone in their early 20s.

You've seen some of what life has to offer - but you have a long ways to go.

How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

You See the World Through Blue Colored Glasses

You live your life with tranquility. You have faith that things will work themselves out with time.

You judge all your interactions through the lens of hope. You try to get all the facts before forming your opinion.

You face challenges with wisdom. You know that all bad things pass, and you have the confidence to see problems through.

You see love as the utmost expression of trust. Your relationships tend to be peaceful and stable.

At your worst, you can be cool, melancholy, and detached. You sometimes have to step back from emotionally charged situations.

You are at your happiest when you are able to reflect and relax.

What Color Glasses Do You See the World Through?

You Have Good Karma

In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.

Your caring personality really shines through.

Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.

But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

How's Your Karma?

You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things.

You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught.

You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality.

A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip.

While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous.

A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on.

A gamble you should take: Sports betting

Your friends would describe you as: Captivating

Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy

If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

What Playing Card Are You?

Your Power Element is Fire

Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.

A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.

You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.

You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention.

What's Your Power Element?

Your Learning Style: Energetic and Inspired

You always find the words to express yourself, and there's hardly a class or subject you don't enjoy.

You Should Study:

Advertising

Art

Classics

Counseling

Journalism

Political Science

Sales

Teaching

What Should You Study?

Your Heart Is Pink

In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.

Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.

Your flirting style: Coy

Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park

Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant

What you bring to relationships: Romance

What Color Heart Do You Have?

You Are A Fun Friend

You're the one who keeps your group laughing

And you've always got an idea for something fun to do

The party's not complete without you

And you wouldn't miss it for the world

What Kind of Friend Are You?

You Are Dr. Pepper

You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.

People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.

Your best soda match: Root Beer

Stay away from: 7 Up

What Kind of Soda Are You?

Your Fitness Type: Playful

You enjoy exercise as long as it doesn't feel like work.

Working out is your playtime, and you're up for any exercise that's fun.

Try exercise that involves a little friendly competition, like basketball, softball, or volleyball.

Or you may even like exercising with a fitness video game. Anything that makes you feel like a kid again.

How Should You Get Fit?

You Are Fairly Normal in Love

When it comes to love, you have fairly normal ideas and expectations.

Your relationships and ideas may be a bit quirky at times...

But you see love the same way as most people do.

Why You Are Normal in Love

You are normal because you believe a long distance relationship can work.

You are normal because you think it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved.

Why You Aren't Normal in Love

You are abnormal because you had your first boyfriend or girlfriend after you were 14.

You are abnormal because you rather that your partner die first.

Are You Normal in Love?

People Envy Your Generosity

You're a giving soul, and you'd do almost anything for those you love. And they'd do anything for you!

People may envy how giving you are, but more than anything, they envy those you open your heart to.

What Do People Envy About You?

Your Ex is Narcissistic

Your ex thinks they're the most important person in the world and couldn't care less about anyone else.

Your ex definitely has a god complex.

People with narcissistic personality disorder want total power, lack empathy, and are very arrogant.

Sound at all familiar?

What's Wrong With Your Ex?

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.

You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.

Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.

Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 94%

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High

You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off.

You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by.

And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!

How Does Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Rate?

You Should Be A Libra

What's good about you: A total charmer, you easily find friends and allies

What's bad about you: You have a secret side that's easily confused and depressed

In love: you enjoy flirting, dating, and the whole process of falling for someone

In friendship, you're: very social ... you rather be with your friends than be alone

Your ideal job: fashion designer, makeup artist, or song writer

Your sense of fashion: very feminine / masculine (depending on your gender)

You like to pig out on: sweet stuff like ice cream and french toast

What Sign Should You Be?

Your Aura is Violet

Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.

And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

What Color Is Your Aura?

You Make a Great First Impression

You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones.

Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly.

Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to.

Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic.

You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you.

Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression.

What Kind of First Impression Do You Make?

You Are the Index Finger

You are ambitious, driven, and capable.

You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it.

You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it.

You get along well with: The Thumb

Stay away from: The Ring Finger

What Finger Are You?

You Are A Guilty Ex

You weren't the greatest to your ex, and you admit it.

And now your remorse is keeping you up at night...

While feeling a little remorse is good, your guilt is preventing you from moving on.

What Type of Ex Are You?

Your Kissing Grade: A-

You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing.

Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible.

Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you!

How Do Your Kisses Rate?

What the House Test Says About You

You consider yourself important, but no more important than anyone else. You love attention, but you don't feel like you deserve more of it than anyone else.

You aren't against being community oriented, but it's not really your thing. You tend to prefer to focus on your family and not the neighborhood around you.

You are a playful, charming, and seductive person. People feel instantly close to you.

You take good care of your physical appearance. You dress well, stay in shape, and do your best to look great.

You are moved by your own inner sense of peace. You spend a lot of time reflecting on the meaning of life.

The House Test

Your Life Path Number is 7

Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning

You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life.

You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights.

A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way.

In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit.

While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme.

You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends.

Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you!

What Is Your Life Path Number?

Your Expression Number is 7

Very intelligent, you are usually thinking, introspecting, or analyzing.

You have a good mind, and you are especially good at finding out the truth.

Very little ever escapes your observation and deep understanding.

You tend to obsess over wisdom and hidden truths.

You are likely to become a authority on any subject you undertake.

Operating on a different wavelength, most people don't know you that well.

Very logical and rational, at times you tend to lack emotion.

So much so, that you often have times coping with emotional situations.

You are not very adaptable - you may tend to be overly critical at times.

What's Your Expression Number?

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.

Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Psyche is Blue

You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you.

By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go.

While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side.

When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you

When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding

What Color Is Your Psyche?

What Your Flip Flops Say About You

You are an outdoorsy person. You feel most comfortable in nature.

Beautiful scenery and good weather always brighten up your day.

Being outside allows you to feel calm and connected to the world.

Problems don't seem so big when you realize how small you are in the scheme of things.

Your ideal warm weather place: Costa Rica

The Flip Flop Test

You Are Toast

Old fashioned and a bit of a homebody, you totally go for comfort food.

You're the type who loves to cook for friends, and they love you for it.

You truly know what tastes good, and you can often pick out the best dish at a restaurant.

You don't fall for food trends. You stick with what's been food for a long time!

What Kind of Breakfast Are You?

You Are Straight

There's not much queer about you.

So let's just say you're straight... but not narrow.

What's Your Sexual Orientation?

Your Wrath Quotient: 44%

Ouch! You've got a bit of a temper going on there, don't you?

Just make sure to keep your revenge fantasies just that... fantasies only!

How Much Wrath Do You Have?

Your Love Type: INFP

The Idealist

In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.

For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.

Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.

However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.

Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ

What's Your Love Type?

You Are a Seeker Soul

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.

You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.

Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.

Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.

And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.

You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.

Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are a Passionate Kisser

You are the most likely type to kiss a sexy stranger

Your kissing style is unpredictable and free spirited

You could kiss anyone at a drop of a hat

It's all about where your passion leads you

What's Your Kissing Style?

You Need Some Green in Your Life

Green will make you feel alive, renewed, and balanced.

And with a little green, you will project an aura of peacefulness and harmony.

If you want stability, you've got to get a little green in your life!

For extra punch: Combine green with blue or purple

The downside of green: It can promote jealousy in yourself or others

The consequences of more green in your life:

You will be drawn to a new life path

You will feel free to pursue new ideas and interests, no matter how strange

You will be released from the demands and concerns of others

What Color Do You Need?

You Should Paint Your Room Purple

Sophisticated and exotic, purple can also be a deeply comforting color.

Your purple room will inspire you to trust yourself more and go with your intuition.

Purple has also been known to facilitate healing and a feeling of protection.

What Color Should You Paint Your Room?

Your Kiss is Blue

You prefer kissing to be a meaningful, emotional experience.

You don't like to kiss strangers, and you don't like to kiss someone you're mad at.

A kiss can change how you feel about someone - for better or worse.

You don't take anything lightly... especially kissing.

Kissing Type: Deep

People See Your Kisses as: Genuine

You Kiss Best With: A Green Kisser

Stay away from: A Red Kisser

What Color Is Your Kiss?

Your Lust Quotient: 49%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.

Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere.

You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant.

From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

I'm an angry angry person =O

Weee personality stuffs

2008-08-20T01:02:00.000-07:00

You Are Chopsticks

People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating.

You are a difficult person to figure out.

In truth, you try to live a very simple life.

But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity.

What Utensil Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.

You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.

And in return, you expect the same from who you love.

Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.

You've loved, lost, and loved again.

You have had a wide range of love experiences.

And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is high.

It's your way or the highway when it comes to love.

You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life.

No question, you like to be the one calling the shots.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.

You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...

But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.

You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is low.

This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.

It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.

In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.

You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.

You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.

Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.

You're generally good at balancing work and play.

When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.

But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.

You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.

Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.

You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.

You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.

Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.

Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.

You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.

But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.

You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

The Five Factor Personality Test

You Are Clogs

You are a solid and down to earth person.

You seek – and almost always achieve – a really sound balance in your life.

You are stylish yet comfortable. Mellow but driven. Excited yet calm.

You are the perfect mesh of contradictions.

No matter what happens, you have the ability to stay well grounded in your life.

People know that they can truly depend on you.

You should live: In Europe

You should work: At a company dedicated to helping the world

What Kind of Shoe Are You?

You Are An ENFJ

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.

Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.

Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.

You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

In love, you are very protective and supporting.

However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud

What's Your Personality Type?

What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You

You are a very considerate person, but that doesn't mean you let people walk all over you.

Your look is put together, classic, and stylish. You always look fashionable without trying.

You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.

In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.

What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?

You Are 56% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.

Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.

But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.

You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

You Are in the Genital Stage of Development

According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development.

Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved.

You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult.

You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully.

What Freudian Stage Are You In?

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty highly.

You're completely devoted to your friends and family.

Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.

Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.

You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.

If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.

In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.

You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.

Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.

But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.

You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.

And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.

You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.

Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...

You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.

You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

You Can Make 66% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.

Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!

As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.

Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

You Would Be a Pet Monkey

Smart and unbridled, you are truly unpredictable... and a little crazy.

You're very playful and funny, but you're also moody and aggressive.

You're have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.

Why you would make a great pet: You're very smart and you know how to charm people

Why you would make a bad pet: When you don't get your way, you're a bit of a monster

What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans

What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human!

What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

You Are 71% Grown Up, 29% Kid

Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.

And while this may not seem big, it can be.

It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.

You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Animal Personality

Your Power Animal: Eagle

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale

You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.

Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

The Animal Personality Test

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are compassionate, caring, and soothing.

You like other people to depend on you...

In fact, you don't feel right unless you are helping someone out.

Underneath it all, you feel the burden of everyone's problems.

Without your guidance, you fear that many people's worlds would fall apart.

You like to feel in charge, even if it brings you a lot of stress.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

Stole smth from SJ's blog again! XD

2008-08-19T08:19:00.000-07:00

My daemon is...........

Loreana! The terrier! woof woof weeeeeeeeeee XD

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

and I'm afraid of marriage O_o

A Special Poem For Rueben.

2008-08-14T04:20:00.000-07:00

Tis also posted on facebook =D here's a tribute to Rueben Ho Wai Hong!

And then I wrote
A short little note
For a friend of mine
Who cried and whine.

Oh my, his reaction
What a pleasant satisfaction
To digest such a look
A look that couldn't be described by any mere books

My dear friend Rueben
Sat down and pondered
The menu prepared
And he didn't even wondered

All that he saw
Is the price that was raw
A dollar it charged
Whilst his throat was parched

Without a second of a doubt
He ordered the drink out aloud
Reconfirmed with the waiter, he did,
"One dollar, is it?"

Our dear friend Rueben
Did not have a clue
What the drink was
It just came out of the blue...

eh, cannot rhyme anymore, lepak ah, lazy edi ah..

The drink then arrived...
We stare in silence
Some giggling
Some trying to resist from bursting into laughter
At least not for long...
As our dear friend Rueben
Takes a small sip

With a somewhat embarrassed smug on his face
With a pissed tone he says
"Diu, water"
We burst out into laughter.

Oh my friend Rueben,
Just stick to ur bourbon
By now people can deduce
That you ordered sky juice.

I got to play God

2008-07-16T02:20:00.000-07:00

I now understand what test of faith means. I now understand what Matthew is standing for in his life. Let me tell a short story about mims frens, Matthex.

Matthex is a cool fren. He may be a lil bit of a geek and a nerd, and well, a goody goody boy la. But all in all, a cool guy. Very staunch believer of God. He's probably one of my smartest and most knowledgeable frens. Helped me thru a lot of stuff, and efcoz, I helped him very very little, but still help la rite, help is help la rite?! I'm a good guy. Anyway, Matthex has been thru a lot of hardships in his life. Sure, his life doesn't suck big time la, but it's not that perfect either, but well, he does have problems sometimes, and yet, he still finds time for violin, piano, studies, and general media information. And at the same time, still have time to speak to God throughout his entire day. He has been through obstacles after obstacles, and never has he ever said anything abt God not being there for him. For him to suffer 17 years and still remain faithful to God, not even doubting abt His love, not even thinking that He has abandoned himself. I believe that he really truly loves God with all his life. Matthex, ur faith is un-teh-beatablex. I am only respect for u.

A Letter From Emoshimmer

2008-06-30T06:11:00.000-07:00

As u all might have knew, I recently sent an email to my mummy dearest. And at first, it was just to send some skool stuff for her to print out but then I decided, what the heck, she deserves a Shakespeare-classed poetic short once in a while to lighten her day. Bcoz I'm that filial of a son. And since it is such a beautiful classic, and I've not blogged in 3 days or maybe more I'm not sure bcoz I'm like, so busy and famous and all. So I've decided to share what I've sent to my mom. Except for my skool stuff. U might steal my report and plagiarize. I'm just helping u be honest to urself. Do ur own gosh darn report. U see what I did there, matthew? I did not say the G word. it has 3 letters in it. So I did not mention his name in vain. Not by a long shot. Maybe a little by a long shot but I still didn't mention it directly. Anyhowx, I am teh beready to show u mine little Letter of Indulgences. Notice that I mentioned beready. That's a pencil box brand. At least I think it is. But that's not the point, I was actually implying that I'm ready, but I wanted to make it more fun by turning it into a brand name. AHAHAH! That's funny I'm funny. So here it is. Oh wait, one last thing, I also mentioned Letter of Indulgences. Yeah, I dun mean to breach copyrights, and, I'm really sorry if any Catholics are offended, but, hey, I gotta name my letter something, right? Ok, I'm done, here's my letter:

Ok ok, just one last one, I swear it's the last sidetrack, notice my title too yeah, U noe the movie A letter from Iwoshima(or some name of that nature)? Yeah, I'm just trying to like, make a parody of sorts. Or spoof or pun or satire, one of those, I'm not exactly sure which at this point, so, yeah. Ok I'm done, here it is:

Dear mummers,

The night light of the front hallways simmers in through the thin slit of the bottom of the bedroom door. The dry, cold, gray of concrete dully reflects the light off the simmer. Never have I thought, the nights spent in a dark room would be so significant, and yet, the Jews were resented by the Germans. OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE! For Life bears no fame, but shame. No glory, but dory(fish). Nevertheless, denying the facets of life, without re-evaluating my Maths results. How cold can the nights be, when I am stuck! Sitting... Typing... Breathing... Believing... Through pain, and only pain, will you be able to gain the pain that was yours to gain with pain that was expected to be gained. How will the days ever compare to the nights, as there will be light, a tedious bit too much light! Forcefully prohibiting us from being able to see the simmering night light of the hallways. Leaving us with no choice, but to just wait. Waiting and waiting, for the sun to once again drop into the mountains, and hence enabling us to once again anticipate the visibility of the simmering night lights of the hallways.

Yours Impeccably,

Lord Se-on

I got smth from SJ's blog!!!!!!!!

2008-06-13T18:55:00.000-07:00

You Are the Ego

You take a balanced approach to your life.

You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.

But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.

You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.

Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.

You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed

You're quick witted and fast to act.

You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.

You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.

Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!

What Should Your Superpower Be?

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning

You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.

You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.

An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.

You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.

What's Your Thinking Style?

You Are a Total Brainiac

You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius.

You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident.

You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to.

No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you.

You've got the brains to do anything you want.

It's possible you end up doing everything you want.

Are You a Brainiac?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.

An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.

You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.

A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

You Are 76% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.

Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.

You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.

You should major in:

Marketing

Psychology

Desgin

Cognitive Science

Economics

Photography

What Should You Major In?

You Are a Comma

You are open minded and extremely optimistic.

You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.

You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.

You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.

Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.

(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)

You excel in: Inspiring people

You get along best with: The Question Mark

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

and my name is Lukas Adelbert in German! =D

Oliver Twits

2008-06-09T08:54:00.000-07:00

Are you happy?

Yes.
Why do you ask?

You seem lonely.

Well.
I like being alone.
Gives me time to think.

So you like to think a lot?

Yes.
I do.

Why do you like to think?

It helps me figure things out.
Figuring things out gives answers.

And that makes you happy?

Sure.
Why not?

How does it make you happy?

I feel a sense of accomplishment.
That makes me feel satisfied with myself.

But you're just satisfied then?

Yeah.
I guess.

So are you happy?

I guess not...

Teh offspringz

2008-05-23T03:56:00.000-07:00

My chem teacher am tehz showed us some more cool stuffs. Haha, I wasn't listening to what he was saying, I think it was potassium permanganate, if not potassium I can't rmbr, and he added glycerol then the 2 stuffs heated up and stuff.

The problem was, my camera is actually just a phone camera, so u don't actually get to see the green colour of the flames from the next vid =/

Oh man, my blog is so cool. Only cool ppl blog, u noe? Statistics shows that 95% of bloggers are cool, the other 5% are ppl who are uberly teracool (that's cool x 10 to the power of 12). I'm part of the 5%.

I may have made the statistics up, but no doubt I am uberly teracool. Jagdeep is a loser rite? Everyone shud vote for jagdeep to be the biggest loser. Urr, that's not exactly what I meant, but anyway, he's uncool. He's like, uberly picocool (10 to the power of negative 12!). Sux to be u, jag, sux to be u...

tagged by Karen

2008-05-14T06:07:00.000-07:00

The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

What was I doing 10 years ago (1998)?
std 2 in primary school... urm... in rosli's class, me always 2nd last and maitthreyan last, he always get slapped by rosli XD karangan constant at 40% every exam. and I think I taught a few kids how to swear.

5 things on my to-do list
Buy sloppy joes
buy skool pants
go jogging and skipping
get my tax file number asap
try to practice maths

5 snacks I enjoy.
chips
sweets
chocs
a whole chicken
kfc family feast

5 Things I would do if I were a billionairewah..
get Pui to come here asap
buy a citizenship/PR for Pui
go shopping with pui
save at least half of it
pay for my edu in uni =D

5 of my bad habits~
masturbating profusely
obsession in trying to figure out reasons for ppl's behaviours and actions
constantly lost in thoughts. I can't hear u even if u screamed my name right behind me
lazily being
speakeningz in Jagon to ppl who tehz not understandardness (it's mine and Jag's lingo)

5 places i have lived
home
ipoh
PJ
bentong
aus

5 jobs I've had*
handjob (self-employed)
KND Booth Minder! Yeah!
carwash for mum
carwash for dad
KFC

5 ppl I want to tag
SUFAYE!
YULIANG
WYKIT
CHEERLEADER
JAGDEEP! That's right Jagdeep, no escape, I dun care how or no what who yes why, I dun care when or where how what, u teh got tagged and must do this, friendsterize it or facebooksissize it for all I care, just do it! hohohohohoho

I am so addicted to House

2008-05-08T08:31:00.000-07:00

HOUSE IS THE WICKEDEST SOAP OPERA EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

This show is sooooooooo awesomez! And bcoz it is so awesome, I feel compelled to correct a few ppl who thinks House is a genius. He's teh not! Like, this show is so totally dramaaaaaa....... So sweeeeeet. I liiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike to see how House manipulates ppl! I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Jagdeep is a twat! now lemme explain why.. U see, I wrote a poem, very emo one. Bcoz I was feeling nauseous (or nostalgic, I can't rmbr which). It goes a lil something like this,

I have never felt so weary,
Beneath the dark skies, nevertheless,
My cerebral cortex sends a jolt-like glee,
Her voice has bcom my solace.

Ok, fine, so it was a bit off my toes and sound weird, but wait till u see what Jag said abt my poem! Then u'll noe why he's such a twat!

7/5/2008	10:09:46 PM	Jag	*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )	orx
7/5/2008	10:09:47 PM	Jag	*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )	it does
7/5/2008	10:09:54 PM	Jag	*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )	rhyme very well
7/5/2008	10:09:58 PM	*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )	Jag	//gg
7/5/2008	10:09:59 PM	Jag	*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )	does not*

THE NERVE OF HIM TO SAY DOES NOT! I SLASH PIFS K, I SLASH PIFS!

Now, I shall make a short poem, a new one, off my toes, to Jagdeep

Roses aren't black,
They can be pluck,
If you get a heart attack,
I'll give u a hug.

I wanted to write something else on the last line, but I just remembered that Jag is my soul-twin, so we shall all sing Yael Naim, song! =D

I'm a new soul, I can do this strange world, hoping to learn everything in this can.

Or something like that, I dunno, I dun care, anyway, let's continue with Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Yes, THE Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Most RO players recognize him as FRO*sky*, most ID players recognize him as ALPHA, and my dad shud recognize him as Herman. HERMAN XD HERMAN HERMAN HERMAN! =D It's a compliment! This means Melvin is a man, like, if someone asks the person who is Melvin's gf's bf, like, for example la, Melvin's gf is Ayumi Hamsapki.

John Delavitarded : *Looks at Ayumi* Oi Daniel, whose that? She's so hot, I'd bang her.

Daniel Astrofatso : *Looks at Ayumi* Oh, that's Ayumi man. I know! I'd bang her too.

John Delavitarded : *Bites lips* mm MM! Does she have a bf?

Daniel Astrofatso : Yes

John Delavitarded : Who?

Daniel Astrofatso : Herman.

John Delavitarded : Whoa, her bf's a man? Damn, I dun wanna mess with him

Daniel Astrofatso : Dammit, I meant Melvin

John Delavitarded : Melvin? MELVIN?! pfffffft, I'm bagging her today.

So u see, Herman's a cool name. It's like, her man. ho ho ho ho. And then right, I think I should stop, bcoz I ran outta crap. Haih... Wait la, I recharge my crapdit then one day I write a nice story for Jagdeep. If not then Jagdeep can start a new blog. Jagdeep doesn't got them balls to blog, he's a pus from a zit. So sticky and ew and like, uncool.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2008-05-07T05:49:00.000-07:00

Tag by Sufaye

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first..NO CHEATING!

1.Pui Shen
2.Jagdeep
3.Goh
4.Sufaye
5.Melvin

DONT READ AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED THE TOP
1. How did you meet 1?
Primary skool moral class!

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
beyond 10, but scale doesn't work that way, so perfect 10

3. how long have you known 4?
ipoh workshop was may I think, so I guess almost a year lo

4. How do you know number 3?
He's 1 of my heng daiz!

5. wheres 5?
home gua, wait, let me check, his msn is on..............

6.A fact about number 1?
She is the perfect.

7.Who is 4 going out with?
Sufaye? I dunno wor... SUFAYE! U SEEING ANYONE?!

8. What does 1 do for a living?
full time student

9. Would you live with number 3?
Would I?! yes. XD

10. What do you like about number 2?
He's my soultwin!

11. Do you miss number 5?
A bit ah

12. Would you make out with number 4?
Urr...... with consent from both 1 and 4

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
I think he has a lil aspergers disorder

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
lepak dan mamak

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
kill number 2

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
yep

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
come to think of it, no! that's weird, ur mom invited me before... hmmmmm

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
very very a lot, until I moved =(

19. Who have you known the longest?
5

20. How often do you talk to 1?
very very

21. What about 2?
very

22. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
yes, he's a special friend of mine XD

23. Would you go out for a date with 5?
only if the night ends in a wild way. He'll probably beat me, but, meh, I'm not really good at illegal racing. Oh, he just replied me, yeah, 5 is at home (the earlier question)

24. Do you dream about 2?
Not frequently, probably long time tehz goes ready.

25. What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget?
She mentioned me on her blog XD

26. What have you done for 1 that the person never forget?
enter her life =)

27. What's 3 hobby?
badminton gua, prolly emo-ing also

28. Who do u want to TAG?
*Niki Cheong!
*Wykit
*Joy Anne
*SJ
*June

No one else I can think of XD

My Heroes Ability Profile!

2008-05-04T04:54:00.000-07:00

I updated my My Heroes Ability (facebook app) profile! =D I thought it was way toooo small and blurry, but then I realised, oh yea ah, can click on the pic to enlarge, so dunid to copy paste la XD

Here it is for all my frensisco to peek-a-boob

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUFAYE! (belated)

2008-04-23T05:57:00.000-07:00

Haih, so long since I've composed a story, let's give it tehz trials.

Once upon a time, there lived a dead princess. Her name was Oh Geh Sum. She was a zombie, that's why she lived as a dead princess. You know, bcoz, I said there lived, and also dead, so, I dun wanna confuse u la right, so yea, anyway, yeah, a zombie princess called Oh Geh Sum. But why did she become a zombie princess? Here's the story...

Long long time ago, when it was dark during the day and bright at night, there lived an evil King, who ruled the lands of the mosquitoes, his name, was Yew Ah Dum. King Yew was very evil, as he would send mosquitoes out of his castle everyday to attack his own ppl. He ruled by force, or, if u're Pranav, then he was a dictator. Anyway, he had difficulty giving his country a name, so he decided, if he were to obtain a son, he would name the country off the first word his son says. So, he gathered all the women in his country aged 21-27, and had conversations with them, and, yea, urm, anyway, abt a year later, a baby was born, it was his son la k?

King Yew was very pleased, as his son was uberly handsome. He even decided to give his own son a cool name, he called him, Eric Jack Yew Late. A lot of ppl were complaining to the king abt the prince's name as it was too long, so they made a petition and the king agreed to it, the prince was then to be called E. Jack Yew Late, bcoz I guess the ppl din like the name Eric, anyway, yeah.

For 14 years, the prince did not say a word, not one word! So the king was very upset one day, yeah, after 14 years finally he's upset, bcoz the country did not have a name for like, 14 years plus however long the king was ruling the country. So the king wanted to kill his son by taking an ice skate shoe and cut off the bottom of his son's jaw and hanging his nose on a ceiling with a fishhook and let the blood drain outta his nose and eventually die. One of the maids who served the castle, whom coincidentally was also 14 years old, ran to the prince's room to warn him, and, yea, so she did that.

The prince was very touched by what the maid did, and said "run with me" then the maid looked deep into his eyes. There was a moment of silence, then she opened her mouth and said "u noe, u must think I'm stupid, I'm being paid 15 gold coins an hour and I even get dental working here, why the hell would I leave all this behind?" Then there was another long pause. Then the prince said "I have a swiss bank account... and urm... urr..." Then the maid said, "urm what?" Then the prince whispered something in her ear, and her eyes widened, and grabbed the prince's hands and ran outta the room.

As they were leaving the castle, they were stopped by the guards! "Sorry kids, need to see some ID" Then the prince screamed like a pussy 14 year old who just lost a pokemon battle. The king arrived and was excited, he shouted "O-M-G! NO WAY!! U CAN TALK?!" Then the prince just kept quiet. Then the king said "Now now, u can run away if u like, just say smth so that I can name the country" Then the prince said "No way! U're gay!" and ran away with the maid. The king stood where he was, with a smile, and a glass of cognac in his hands, and he said "yes, I shall call this country Norway, and when King Horn Knee signs his land's deed over to us, we'll call that country Uruguay, how's that?" The bodyguard who was paid to protect, not to talk said "Urm, u're talking to me sir?" Then the king said "HAH! GOTCHA! AFTER 22 FRIGGIN YEARS, I FINALLY BREAK U! 1 WEEK UNPAID WORK! SUCK THAT!"

The prince and the maid ran and ran, and finally reached a river, and they decided to take a break. They sat in the shade of the tree, and started chatting, ok, u noe what, I'm turning this into a dialogue...

E. Jack Yew Late: What's ur name? I don't even noe ur name, I feel like I shud noe ur name, can I noe ur name?

Maid: My name is Sufaye. Liaw............Sufaye..

E. Jack Yew Late: Wow, that's a... Oi! dammit, write my name as prince enough la, what full name full name all!

Prince: Ok, as I was saying, Wow! that's a very nice name!

Sufaye: Why, thank u, my parents gave it to me.

Then the prince got up and started building a house, it took him 10 hours. It was like, the lake house, u noe, sandra bullock and keanu reeves, that lake house, yeah. Then they were about to live happily ever after, when suddenly, lightning striked! Thunder roared through the skies as something dark and scary was happening.

An evil witch came down to earth and said, the prince is mine, he's too handsome for u! mwahahahaha, then the prince ran towards the evil witch and said "No! I love sufaye!" Then Sufaye was like "omg omg omg, serious?! omg omg omg, I'm freaking out heeeeeeere!" Then the prince was running back to sufaye, when the evil witch conjured a maelstorm of lightning arnd the prince, frying him to death. Then sufaye looked in disbelief. Then she screamed and said u evil witch! Imma kill u! Then she rushed towards the evil witch, as the evil witch was trying to cast Lord of Vermillion as fast as she could, it was too late, Sufaye used Dash like a Bullet and used Dilemma on the evil witch. Then with every bit of SP in her, Asura Striked the evil witch, the evil witch was like, "WTF! HAXX!!!!!!" And then she exploded, the whole world was wiped out.

The world was a deserted area, nothing except for plants, some insects, birds, and fishes and dinosaurs were living in it. Then from some dry soil, was a movement, and CRISH CRACK BOOM! A zombie emerged from the underworld, she declared herself as the living dead princess, and called herself Oh Geh Sum. Could it be Sufaye? Only Sufaye knows.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUFAYE!

hahahahaha, no more idea, so the ending just potong la, malas liao =P

Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional, any Norwegians or Uruguayans that come across this story, pls dun feel the need to kill me, I am not making fun of u, I am just, uh... It's just fictional k? relax.

Just a quickie uploadie

2008-04-10T03:44:00.000-07:00

Ho ho ho, yep, my chem teacher is teh great teachers =) am teh coolz experimentation he tehz showz us, will try to get some of the illegals stuffings XD

I have teh new quote =D

2008-03-27T05:28:00.000-07:00

"I like malay people. They're absolutely nice and normal, nothing wrong with them =) Until they start to lead people, that is."

I'm pretty much not a racist, and I respect everyone's religion. But I seriously cant believe the songkok ppl. Maybe it's like a muslim dunce hat or smth? I understand that when it comes to religion, u stand for what u believe in, but u dun necessarily hafta try to influence ppl into thinking ur way right? Give the poor kids some intelligence. The muslim kids I noe in Australia are incredibly smart, they literally noe everything. The songkoks in malaysia... omfg... OMFG!!!!!!!

I must try this one day, to see whether my theory is right, that songkok kills brain cells.. If u cant fight rape, lay down and enjoy it? Holy moly dude! What the hell did u smoke to gather enough courage to publicise that very sentence?! Seriously, go sit in a corner with a songkok on.. I think that's more degrading than wearing a dunce hat.

Disclaimer: I am an emotionally challenged adolescent making use of my liberty, since I'm not in malaysia. I pwomise I wont make fun of ur wonderful hat when I'm in a muslim countwy ^.^

When the sky turns grey...

2008-03-23T05:01:00.000-07:00

I just remembered a song. Numa-Numa Ei. lol

I am damn tired.

Happy Easter to anyone reading this

I wanna rant abt Jagdeep

Jagdeep is like a singher and all, but he doesn't really singh well. I mean, even I can singh better, check this out. Sat Sri Akaal. See?! I'm a better singher than Jagdeep =)

I realized that if I dun shave, I look like I just got punched in the face.

Jagdeep is like, so gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Jagdeep overdoes it. U noe what the problem is? Jagdeep does it for the sake of fame and glory, that's what's so discriminating abt this. Let's all kill Jagdeep.

I've come to accept that I am a hypocrite, and I will always judge ppl who are judgmental. And also those who like to party their lives out. Bcoz I really think they're wasting their life, which is true, but like stated by Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, mainly bcoz I dun get invited to the parties. Haha.

Jagdeep has long hair and doesnt shave.. omglikesototally ew...

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2008-03-22T08:04:00.001-07:00

Passionfruit rocks =D

I havent tasted it yet... but it looks cute XD

Pancakes on rocks are givenings me teh best pancakes tasted ever by me

I still owe kak ruth 10 bucks XD

PXU 4eva!

Rogue wave is such a cool name... lol

I'm so tired.. good nite..

Piano lessons

2008-03-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

This post has nth to do with piano, lessons, or piano lessons.

I just wanna rant abt judgmentalism...

The thing abt judgments... if u dun have a good one... keep it.

So what if his accent is impossible to understand... all u hafta do is ask the person to repeat what he said... what's so hard? are u too lazy to bother to ask and then get mad bcoz u dun understand and insult the person? what are u trying to prove, that u're too lazy to even ask the person to repeat? that person didnt want to speak in a way that u cant understand. He's prolly from different country, cut the guy some slack.

It boils my blood when I hear someone bad-mouth abt another person... Dun simply say what u're thinking abt to make urself feel better... u're prolly worse than the person u're talking abt... Ok, so there may be some flaws with that person, but dun exaggerate them... How can u say that a person does not noe how to teach, when he has taught his other students with great clarification... are u trying to prove that u're a worse student compared to his other students? and how can u simply assume that he does not noe what u're asking him if he doesnt answer u? he did say, go find out urself. so what does that mean? he doesnt noe it? efcoz not! he's a teacher for crying out loud... he's either trying to help u learn how to find the answers, or asking u to look closely at what's in front of u, or maybe the answer is just plain simple. OK, sometimes the teacher might not noe stuff, big deal, happens everywhere. bite me. I'm talking abt this now, not that I'm saying that those kinda ppl dun exist sheesh..

I have one very sexist remark... and I will not disclose it... SEE?! KEEPING MY JUDGMENTS TO MYSELF. LEARN IT KIDS!

But of course, I do understand if u're joking... I mean, I joke all the time. just make sure that u make it sound like a joke. which I usually dont... so I'm basically a hypocrite... like, I think Kuan Seng is retarded... It is a bad remark, but honestly it's just a joke. although ironically it's true, but it's still just a joke. I would gladly help kuan seng anytime of the day, he's a fren.

Dun sue me. I'm poor.

I am tehz long weekend fast.

2008-03-10T05:13:00.000-07:00

WHAT TEHZ LONG WEEKEND! Am tehz walk all over tehz city literally! I noe almost where anything/everything is now! So come on down to sydney! I can show u arnd depending on my laziness =D

I would like to condemn Jagdeep once again for being a prickly pickled balls for not coming on9 or visitting me. That beetch will pay!

As a reward, let me award all of u with a touching short story. It's called PXU fan fic ep. 2 =D

It has been 5 years since the incident... Oscar is now the leader of PXU. It is not as good a guild as it was before as
a lot of the good members have gone... But there are new ppl in training to become PXU's powerful members. Se-on repented
and became the Yoda of PXU. He seldom went for wars, he only gave advice which Oscar needed a lot because he had a lot of
pressure. The new members were the chosen ones that Se-on had foreseen to become powerful, except for 1 member, which he
had predicted to be the most powerful in ERO. He had meditated on this, but he couldn't see light in the new member's future.
He was only a little boy, his name is Anakin Skelworker. Young Ani was the breaker for PXU, just 2 touches of the emperium,
and the castle belongs to PXU, but he never listens to Oscar, and that pisses Oscar off a lot. So Oscar wanted to give
extra special training for Guan, Sheng, Xin Han, Evil,Kenneth, Toro and Zi. Zi was cured, but she had amnesia, and forgot everything
about the past. So 1 day, they were having fun at Burger King celebrating Guan's bday. Then suddenly, a few Aegir gangsters
came in and started staring at Oscar, Toro, Guan, Sheng, Evil, Kenneth, Zi, Xin Han, and Se-on. They said, "u will all die today!"
and started attacking PXU. PXU fought back with all their force, Se-on digged a hole and ran to Nebraska. Then The gangsters
were outnumbering PXU, they were all badly injured. The leader of the gang came up to Oscar and said "hehee... my boss is
going to reward me for sure..." he lifted up his sword and was swinging it down, Oscar closed his eyes and hear a sound
*PIANG!*. Then Oscar opened his eyes, everyone of the gangsters were on the floor bleeding. Then Oscar looked behind him,
Anakin was there holding his katana covered with blood... Then more gangsters came in, but this time, they were U2 + EDC.
A dark man in a hood came up and said, "ha ha ha... well done, my apprentice, well done...". Oscar recognised that voice
from somewhere... then he figured it out, he shouted, "DAN DAN! U!! U!! *cough* U!!! AAAA!!" he quickly jumped to his feet
and rushed towards the man in the hood. He prepared his fist to punch the guy but he was slashed by Anakin from the back.
Then Oscar died. Guan was shocked, he shouted, "ARE U MAD?!" and was shot at the head by 1 of the gangsters. Then Dan Dan
walked around the remaining PXU members, he was /gg-ing and then he lifted up his hand, all the PXU members started screaming
and then their heads suddenly exploded. Dan Dan /gg /gg and /gg. Suddenly, an explosion happened inside Burger King,
everybody from U2 AND EDC died except for Dan Dan and Anakin who looked like nothing happened at all. And then Dan Dan /gg
and said, "hehe, Se-on long time no see..." and then suddenly both of them attacked Se-on, Se-on fought back, his hair was
yellow colour and spiky, u noe what that means, Se-on has became Super Saiya. He just made 1 punch at Anakin and broke
Anakin's katana and punched Anakin's head off his shoulders = die. Then Dan Dan /gg again and said, "not bad.. gggggg"
Dan Dan took out the hood and his whole body was revealed, Se-on looked at his body, it was completely metal! Se-on then
started to look down, as he saw the legs, he began to laugh. He ROFLMAO'd and Dan Dan was furious, he quickly ambushed Se-on,
but Se-on dashed like a bullet away and became Super Saiya 2, he quickly ran towards Dan Dan and asura! BOOM!!!!!!!
Dan Dan was on the ground bleeding out purple colour stuff. Se-on took a bit and tasted it, it was grape juice. Then Se-on
said, "I didn't want to show my true power, but u forced me to, too bad for u, /e4". Then Se-on punched Dan Dan in the heart
and Dan Dan died. Then Se-on died too bcoz he became Super Saiya 2 whiched destroyed all the bones and internal organs in
him... But...

wtf. But what?! Din I finish this story?! sheesh... I hafta continue I guess =/

omglikesototallySRYPPL!!!

2008-03-06T05:06:00.000-08:00

omg omg omg, like, so sorry ppl. I have been addicted poker and couldn't update my blog. Well I could, but I just wouldn't. But I've lost all my money so I can update now. Anyway, I have found smth very vh1. MY PXU FAN FICS!! =D Well, I'm just gonna paste em here. No offence to anyone. I'm sure most of PXU would've read it before but what the heck. lol. Look out for episode 2. which most of PXU has read alrd too. lol

One day, Bing was walking down the road, he saw Zi, so he called for Zi and all of a sudden, Dan Dan came out of no where
and kidnapped Zi. Bing was very upset and knelt down and shouted NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Meanwhile, Toro and Miko
was driving around in Jurong. Then 9 minutes later, Jon came and stop their car and kidnapped Toro. Miko was so upset she ran
to Bing for help. Then they planned and planned and planned, but they just can't figure out how to find the kidnappers and their
beloved. So they asked Oscar, WK and his wife, Andy and Se-on to help. Andy was acting fishy during the meetings to get Zi
and Toro back. Then one fine day, WK woke up from his sleep, hoping to find his wife beside him, but she was not there, he
thought she might have woke up early to give him a surprise breakfast or smth. Then he searched around, called for her,
no reply, then he quickly drove to the nearby grocery store, she wasn't there too. Then he went back home, frustrated and a
little worried, his wife had never left him without saying a word. Soon, he got a phone call, he picked up the phone, and a very
Arnold Schwarzerneggar voice said "I wouldn't go for the meeting if I was u... hehehe...". He called Bing, Miko, Oscar, Andy
and Se-on to tell them abt the call and abt his wife missing. So they quickly decided to go to headquarters quick for the
meeting, but Se-on, as a person who watched too many ghost stories, decided to follow the voice's instructions and not go
instead. When Bing and Co. arrived at headquarters, they found WK's wife on the meeting table covered in blood. WK was
crushed, he was petrified, he just stood at where he was and didn't move at all, looking at his wife. Bing went to check on her,
but she was already dead. Bing tried to reach the phone to call Se-on, but when Bing picked up the phone, it exploded!The
gang was shocked, they quickly went to check on Bing. Bing held Oscar's hands and said, "bro... pls save zi... *cough* and
make sure she's safe pls... *cough* and give this to her... and tell her that... I... I lo... I..." he died before he could finished his
sentence. Oscar's eyes was filled with tears, he couldn't believe this. He stood up and shouted, "WE GO FIND ZI AND TORO
RITE NOW!". As he walked to the door, he realized that WK was not around, but he was too angry to care abt him, so he went
ahead. Then, he came across another body, it was WK's! He was shocked, he looked back and couldn't find Miko and Andy,
he was alone now, then he heard Miko's voice screaming from the meeting room. He went to check, then Andy came out with a
knife covered with blood. Andy said to Oscar, "there's no way to escape, hehehe.." Oscar looked at Andy shocked, he couldn't
believe that Andy was part of the bad guys. Oscar gave everything he had to fight Andy off, in the end, Oscar killed Andy, but he
was badly injured, he fled. Oscar reached Se-on's house, and Se-on was surprised, he asked Oscar what happened to him and
where the rest was, Oscar told him the story, and Se-on was furious. Not long later, Sotong came to deliver Se-on's
+10 Formal Suit. Sotong also heard the story and was upset. Se-on called Shize to help out abt this. Shize said he was too
busy, but he did see Jon and Dan Dan at Jelatek. So the team of Oscar, Se-on and Sotong went to Jelatek to find the
kidnappers. They then found Jon and Dan Dan, they were prepared for battle, Oscar shouted, "WHERE IS ZI AND TORO?!"
Dan Dan laughed and said "somewhere safe, dun worry". Sotong couldn't take it anymore and ran towards Dan Dan, but little
did he noe, it was a trap, Jon took a katana out and slashed Sotong at the stomach, Sotong was standing for a while, then
8 seconds later, he dropped and blood started flowing out of his body. Oscar's eyes were getting red. Se-on quickly reached
for his katana and quickly went into battle with Jon, but Jon always beats Se-on and Se-on noes that, but he fought anyway,
miraculously, Se-on jumped and slashed Jon's skull open at top speed. Then he saw Dan Dan and Oscar fighting, although
Oscar was injured, he still pushed himself to fight Dan Dan, Se-on quickly ran towards Dan Dan and slashed his leg while he
had the opportunity. Oscar then asked, where is Toro and Zi... Dan Dan said "fine, they're at the store room at Al De Baran.
Oscar and Se-on went there and found Toro and Zi, but Toro was naked and Zi was badly injured, Oscar asked Toro what
happened, Toro told Oscar "Dan Dan and Jon raped me... and they abused Zi until she became insane..." Oscar couldn't believe
it, he ran towards Zi to check on her, but Zi quickly flinched and started pushing Oscar away and kept shouting
"don't touch me! stay away from me! AAAAA". Although Oscar and Se-on had found Toro and Zi, but Zi was insane and it was
a great loss as most of PXU were gone...

and oh yea, if u find this story like, totally childish, pls forgive me. Was 16 when I wrote it XD

HAPPY LEAP YEAR PEEPELZ!

2008-02-29T04:39:00.000-08:00

ALRITE PEEPELZ! LET'S GO CRAZY!! IT'S 29TH OF FEBRUARY!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Personally, I think everyone should just sit down and appreciate the extra day they get for the year. Although most muslims spend it in the mosque, a lot of us other non-muslims are enjoying the peaceful day when most mat rempits are not dieing atm. So yea, it's a good and special day. Let us all reflect on what we did today... No, wait, let me reflect, u may read.

I woke up... ah... and the moment my mom got off the laptop, I sprung to my feet and sat on my ass and went on9!!!!!! Til abt like, 2? 1 hour later that is, I went down for ham sandwich!!! =D and I just basically rot... or, as I call it, enjoy the special day! =D and I watched my old south park collection! weeeeeee.

29th of february peepelz!!! let's screaaaaaam!! let's burn magnesium!!!!! let's throw lithium into water!!!!!!!! let's self-perform home-made liposuction!!!!!!!! let's suck out some of our cerebral fluids!!!!!!!! sniff the fumes of burning plastic!!!!!!!!

I was walking in this public toilet, I wasn't looking down lar rite, then I accidentally kicked the bucket. Like, wtf.

Revenge of Kobe Beef!

2008-02-28T01:13:00.000-08:00

It has been 12 days since the last semester of winter. Peco was happily drinking with his buddies in Padapapa Pub. Not long later, the doors burst open! Winds blew as strong as the monsoon winds, lightning striked as hard as Thor's Mjolnir slamming onto the ground, fox flame burns the entire pub like a mozilla firefox! The Peco stood up, sweating, he slowly turns around and looks up. He realizes immediately what he was about to face, and at that very moment, all that came out of his mouth was "Oh shit".

Peco flew out of the pub and landed on the soil with a constant velocity of 5m s-1. He stood up, sweeped the dust off his fur and said "look, hunny, I can explain!". The princess who was obviously not amused, quickly dashed like a bullet and cast dilemma, then with the little power that she still had, she Asura Striked the peco. Then she looked down at the peco and and said with a corny look, "I'll see u at home. If u're not there, PREPARE!".

The Peco returned to his last save point and was like "nooooooo! I'm stuck in Geffen! I gotta get back to Alberta AY AS AY PEE!" So he quickly ran with a constant acceleration of 6m s-2. He reached Alberta just as his wife appeared thru a portal. He quickly used increase agi and got back home and prepared a 9 course dinner. The wife came back and was very pleased. She quickly ate all there was, leaving lil scraps on the floor for the peco to eat, and she would then belch real loud and beat the peco to release stress. The peco was miserable. He knew not of what he was to do in order to save himself. So he hatched up an evil scheme.

2 days later, the phone rang, and the princess picked up the phone and the voice from the other side said "2 coupons for BSB concert, take it or leave it" So she quickly ran out of her house and did 100 push ups and cried, bcoz she was so excited but she forgot to ask the guy where to claim the tickets from. Then the phone rang for the next 6 times, she din pick up bcoz she was very upset and she was still crying.

The Peco then came and shouted "oi bodoh! Why din answer the phone ah?! I tot u like BSB?!" Then the princess said "I hung up the phone... I HUNG UP THE PHONE!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Then the Peco slapped his forehead and said, "No matter! Today u die!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!" Then the princess was like, "O_o" eh... u choose ur words carefully..." Then the Peco, who wasn't afraid, said "mwaahahahahahha! I chose it carefully! Today, u suffer!!!" Then out of the blue, big, plastic rubbish bin, a cow-faced man jumped out! YES!!! IT'S THE COW-FACED MAN!!

The princess was like, wOOt?! Then the peco was like, yeah, that's right. Tarphex is back! Then Tarphex said "Peco, u betrayed me before. So today, I want you to noe, I'm not just gonna help u kill her, I'm gonna help her kill u." Then they were both very confused, so they decided to have a break, and have a kit kat.

The match soon began, and the peco quickly cast laser squeal and tore off Tarphex's left quadriceps. In a blatant heat of anger, Tarphex cast BOOM! And the whole world just went BOOM! The princess was on the ground, her chastity belt broken, and the peco fried into a bucket. Tarphex took photographs of the princess, and killed her instantly with Pai Mei's 5 step finger palm point heart exploding technique. She took 5 steps and her heart exploded with the blood splurting all over the area of study. The biology students were grossed out.

Tarphex then went back to his wooden house by the lake, sat down on his rocking chair and enjoyed the bucket of chicken while looking at the photographs, whilst, of course, touching himself with his oily hands. eeeeeeeeeeee. I mean like, who touches themselves with oily hands rite? I mean, that's just gross!

I am addicted to drags

2008-02-27T21:57:00.000-08:00

That's right, I'm addicted. I dun like them at all, in fact I despise them, but they're like jerry springer, a waste of life yet we can't stop. Drag car racing is soooooo boring but it's soooooo addictive, I dunno why! Ask the drag racers, they noe best.

Guess wat peepelz, tmrw is swimming carnival. Malaysia doesnt have any of those in public schools. Typical Jamsiah! Stupid beetch go die! Thank heavens I've left that skool. Useless teacher prolly got imported from iraq or smth. I could've sworn she looks like a homo erectus, prolly the reason why she's so retarded.

oh, blardy hex today got basketball match between rbhs against another skool, I forgot what skool edi. But gosh darn! The opponents could all dunk! They were scary ass players. Especially 1 asian kid in that team. My sweet dick, he has no limits! I dunno what's up with that dick, he is agile and his stamina is infinite, he can grab the ball and counter attack in just 2 seconds, his defence is impossible! And throughout the whole game he's like that! Why can he not get tired?! Why is he so fast?! Why is there such a human?! What the hell?! I really want his lungs and muscle capacity wei... cibai fast...

let's hope jag really comes on9 today, ppl! That stupid penis nipple has not been on9 for so long! One more day and he'll be a dick fart! slash pifs!

Stories of the past =D

2008-02-27T01:02:00.000-08:00

As I was saying! The LOL thengz.

Well, I have been practicing on my driving for like, a long time, very long time, and finally I decided to take the test after I quit being lazy. So I went there, waited for hell long time. Then I finally got my turn for the slope, parking, and 3 point turn test. So I just went into the car, and the instructor said no one's gonna be with me, so dunid to wear seatbelt. So I din la rite lol. So I passed everything, slope, parking and 3 point turn =D then I waited for my road test.

I still rmbr, there were 2 ways, 1 way is the long road and 1 is the short road. I rmbr the long road when the instructor showed us, I fell asleep, so I din noe at all and I was like, shait, dun let her put me on the long road. So I waited there for like zzzzzz long time. Then the crappiest thing happened. Friday prayers! oooommmmgggg... wait there for so darn long! Then my turn finally came, I was like, urgh darn finally! So I went in, adjust the chair, check all the mirrors, check everything, and I was ready to go! So I started moving. Then I was going going and going. Then the woman asked me to turn into a parking area, so I was like, hah? What'd I do? so I stopped at the parking area, then she said, u fail. I was like, O_O orz! What, why?! Tak pakai seatbelt.......

So I appealed and failed. So I just went back, and told the whole world (all my frens of the same age) not to forget their friggin seatbelt! Bcoz it's the worse thing to happen on ur road test! So not too long later, Vishal went for his test. Then he came back with the same good news I brought back! He had also forgotten his seatbelt!!! =D Such a charming coincidence, no? At least I don't feel so alone being the only retard who forgot his seatbelt. Haha.. So he too told the whole world, with my help, to NOT forget the darned seatbelt! Then very much later, It was Jag's turn to take his driving test, and yeeeeaaaaap! He forgot his seatbelt =D how convenient. 2 Ppl had warned him. And he managed to forget abt the advice. Perfect! We 3 singhs failed bcoz of seatbelts.

SO KIDS, rmbr this before taking ur road test: Wear ur seatbelt! Unless u're a singh. shit happens.

CONGRATULATIONS =D

2008-02-26T02:41:00.000-08:00

As most of you all know, Pui Pui and Terry has passed their driver's test with flying colours, they are now eligible to drive! Congratulations Pui! and Terry got 19. So I'd like to take this chance to say diu nia stupid apek. I only got 17. And failed first time bcoz of darn seatbelt. OH, WHICH GIVES ME A NEW INTERESTING STORY TO WRITE ABOUT! =D I'll tell it tmrw, I've passed my quota. Only sposed to be twice a day so that I'll have stuff to write about XD

EVERYONE has a story to tell. I am feeling nostalgic!

2008-02-26T02:10:00.000-08:00

WELL!! I have had many ups and downs in life, so now I'm feeling nostalgic. Let me tell you all a story, on how I met PXU =D

It was a dark and stormy night, I have decided to go to sleep. The very next day, everything were to change.

UVE were disbanding, and UVE*Extreme were planning on making their own independant guild, Viva d'Extremite. It was an attractive idea, but it would clash with my plan of merging with seraphim, as Mel was in that guild. So I just had to take time off to think abt what I want. During that process, I realized that I had forgotten my e-mail to my priests acc, so it would be retarded to continue using it, so I abandoned it and went back to my rogue.

My rogue was only level 67, I went hand-lvling til 69 bcoz I was bored. After that, I got lazy and just hung out a lot, just KS ppl's DB session. walked arnd prontera aimlessly. One fine day, after bored of hunting for OBB by killing mystcases, I decided to just return to pron and flap doodle. While walking to ADB, passing thru the xmas fields, I saw a priest, an LK and Monk travelling together. I was bored, so I just followed them and see what they were doing. The priest was Zi, LK was Jon, the champ I think was WK or Oscar I cant rmbr.

So we sat down and chat for a while. Then after that, they went on to hunt for MVP. So I just went back to prontera and flap doodle.

A few days later, I went to PVP for fun. Hiding arnd, then I saw the same champ that I saw the other day, so I chat with him for a while, turns out it wasnt the same guy, I think it was bing at that time. So I just asked to join PXU. Then everything were to change forever....

I officially joined PXU after that!!!!!!!! I can't rmbr exactly how, but oh well. I stripped and DSed. I even killed an LK once. But bcoz he was berserking and I stripped him nude. And it was all thanks to PXU supplying bot for me XD

And that was the touching story of how I met PXU. And I have yet to meet any of them although once planned to =P perhaps next time XD

Hence the blog name, PXU TEHZ FUXXIN PWNAGE!!!!!!!!!111 BUT less now that I'm not arnd =/

WAZZZAAAAAAP PXU!!!!

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LIKE, WHAT THE CRAP?!

2008-02-25T21:17:00.000-08:00

O-M-G U GUYS!!! LIKE, WHAT THE CRAP?!

I mean like, come on, get a frikkin clue ppl! like, ugh, I'm not even gonna bother anymore dude.

So anyway, I was like, at skool today? And I was like, score full marks for chemistry like, again? Oh, pls dun flatter me, I noe I frikkin pwn at chemistry, no living genius in this world can challenge me, if u challenge me and u like, think ur better? then I'm not even gonna bother cuz like, u're so ignorant. Anyway, I was like, sry, spaced out. I was like, so smart. i dunno where I am anymore... not a clue what I was about to say. Anyway, what sux is that, I'm like, in a boys' skool? So I'm like, I dunno. hmmmmmmmm.... prolly not a day to be posting stuff XD

oh, and like, omg, I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE!!! Aussies = stereotypes to the max!!!!!! EVEERRRRYYYYYOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE'S IPOD OR PHONE HAS TECHNO SONGS, NTH ELSE, ALL TECHNO, LITERALLY!!!!!!1

I want an ipod

FUUUUUGGGG!! SWIMMING CARNIVAL CANT BE COMPULSORY!!!!!

The Beauty and The Beef

2008-02-25T01:13:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess in a castle guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. But seriously, I mean, she was like, guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. OKOK! Fine, well, she was just trapped in a castle.

But one fateful day, everything were to be changed.

To be continued.....

....immediately

Well, this cow-faced man was outcasted by society and had to live like a sebatang kara. I think it means a stick of monkey in English. Anyway, He read in a newspaper article that whomever rescued the beautiful princess from the tower that was guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. Ok, that's the last one I swear. Anyway, he read that if he rescued the beautiful princess, he'd then be allowed to do anything he wanted with the princess. Because frankly speaking, the princess has been forgotten about anyway after so many millions of prince charmings died trying to rescue her.

So this cow-faced man prepared his weapon, the Double-edged poison fang hamster schweizersabel and went straight to the castle, or tower, whatever, up to u, I'm gonna say tower from now on. Anyway, he rushed straight into the tower and fought his way through! The first few were easy peasy lemon squeezy bcoz the cow-faced man was a level 97 Lord Knight actually. So he went on, and he had to fight the bear leader, Katow-Jo! He then fought his lungs out, not literally, I mean he like, out of breath or smth like that. And finally, with 1 Bowling Bash, he slayed the Katow-Jo and obtained Fruit of Yggdrasil. The cow-faced man ate it and recovered to full strength again! He then continued on with his journey, slaying all the small-fry monsters, when he came across the Lion King, Simba.

Simba attacked the cow-faced man almost ASAP as he was hungry! The cow-faced man dodged it perfectly as he had high luck, and he quickly prepared for battle. He fought with Simba for a very long time, but he just couldn't sustain the damage. He was on the verge of giving up and Simba was just about to claw his head off when all of a sudden..... A PECO-PECO CAME AND KICKED SIMBA 8 FEET AWAY! The peco-peco was a big bird that Knights ride on, but this one was special, it could talk. The peco-peco was like, GET ON! I'LL HELP U! And the cow-faced man jumped onto the peco-peco and battled Simba. This time, Simba was losing, and he was cornered. So with just 1 final blow, Simba came with satisfaction... Nah, just kidding, I mean the blow as in like 1 hit KO, the cow-faced man killed Simba. The cow-faced man reached into Simba's throat and obtained Yggdrasilberry squared, that means he found two, so he ate one and kept the other for later.

Then he met with the final Tiger Master, Aslan, the great white tiger king of Narnia. So they battled to the very end. This is what happened before the end, the cow-faced man battled Aslan rigorously without any time intervals in between, so u can only imagined how fast they were battling, bcoz there's no way I'm gonna animate this for u to see. Then with 1 superstrong slash with his kitty paws, the peco-peco fell to the ground and lost heaps of blood. The cow-faced man was like, NOOOOOOOOOO and quickly hugged the peco before it died. Then the peco was like, before I die man, please tell me ur name. Then the cow-faced man was like, ok, my fren, and whispered into the peco's ears. Then the peco suddenly realized just on the verge of dieing, he said Eh dude! I rmbr u still have 1 more yggdrasilberry doh! Then the cow-faced man was like, oh yea ah. And was about to give it to the peco when he said, wait! Mahal doh... how much are u willing to pay? then the Peco was like O_O and the cow-faced man was like, JK LA! and gave it to the peco, then they fought with Aslan and slayed him and whoopdeedoo, his pathway was cleared to get to the princess' chambers.

He got there and there she was, as beautiful as a morning glory in the midst of a battle. He then quickly grabbed her and stormed out of the castle with the peco. And in his den, he was about to kiss the princess, when all of a sudden, BAM! The peco shot the cow-faced man and transformed into a man. And he lived with the princess happily ever after. Without whoopie, bcoz she wore a super-tight security chastity belt and the key was swallowed and digested by a metal-digesting caterpillar.

The cow-faced man's name was...

omg like, so totally uncool...

2008-02-25T00:55:00.000-08:00

I woke up today and I was like, oh my gosh, am I like, late for school or something? So I was like, omg omg omg... and I got dressed like, asap? So then I was like, on my way to school right, I saw this like, frikkin car that was like, totally awesome. I mean, I was like, awestruck, I really was. So I was like, at school and all, and I was so like, studying and stuff? And then I was like, omg, I am so dead because I like, forgot to do my Biology homework and stuff? So after that I was like, omg so what. So after school, I like, walked all the frikkin way to the bus stop, like, it was so frikkin hot my skin was like, literally melting and all. Oh-My-God, don't even get me started on my shoes! Like, I was just waiting for the bus, standing by the bus stop, u noe? Then I like, looked down, and guess what. Someone spit on my frikkin shoe! I'm like, what the hell? U noe? I was like, freaking out and all, and like, no one even offered to clean it for me. Like, hellooo get a clue! So then I was like, on the bus back home and all? Then when I got back, I had a whole bowl of soup for like, lunch u noe? Then I like, took a nap and stuff, and then I was like, omg, dinnertime. So I was like, so there! I ate my dinner and my cake and all, and then I'm like, right here doing nothing, so, one more thing.

Like, omg I can't believe I just discovered this, but like, vote for KL to be in world monopoly people! Like, uh hellooo, it's ur own frikkin country, get it into a world class game at least!

http://www.monopolyworldvote.com/en_AU/world

go there and like, vote? come on people! just vote for like, KL will do? Others can survive on their own. I mean like, KL is pretty screwed anyway.

A SHORT TOUCHING STORY

2008-02-23T21:24:00.000-08:00

Maaaaader, I actually din wanna post this edi wan, but then the stupid random question in my profile asked me Write a story on a bald frog with a wig, so I wrote one. AND GUESS WHAT! MUST BE AT MOST 400 LETTERS! zzzzzzz... so I decided I'm not gonna waste my effort, I copied and pasted the story here, so there u have it! PLEASE APPRECIATE =D

Welllllllll, once upon a time, in a well far far away, there lived a frog with lots of hair. He was a very handsome frog. All the beautiful frogladies fell in love straightaway as soon as they see the handsome frog. That very frog's name was called FROG*sky*.

One day, FRO*sky* the evil frog wizard was up to no good. He was soooooooooo jealous of FROG*sky* becoz he always lose to him when it comes to getting laid. So FRO*sky* went to look for FROG*sky*, then FRO*sky* immediately cast Frost Diver lvl 10 and froze FROG*sky*! FROG*sky* was immediately frozen, and then FRO*sky* had an evil smirk on his face...

Everyone in FRO*land* were searching everywhere for FROG*sky*, but couldn't find him... where could he be...?

FRO*sky* TOOK HIM TO AL DE BARAN AND DECIDED TO KILL FROG*sky*! HE CAST LORD OF VERMILLION AND KILLED FROG*sky* INSTANTLY!!!

Then while FROG*sky*'s soul was floating into heaven, FRO*sky* saw a birthmark on FROG*sky*'s left butt. it was the half of a star, and FRO*sky* looked at his right butt, there was another half a star to complete the 2 to make a full star. Then he realized, he had just killed his own brother-in-law... so he was upset and quickly cast RESSURECT ON FROG*sky*!

FROG*sky* was revived, but he was now bald, and had to wear a wig... all the frogladies were now disgusted with him everytime he was abt to score... And that my frens, is how FRO*sky* begun to get laid with college girls. most of them 4ft or less...

Disclaimer : The characters and events in this story was made up and have nth to do with anything or anyone who is alive, dead, or will be born. This story is purely fictional, any similarities to real life is just a coincidence I tell u, so pls dun dig my balls.

WELCOME TO TOOFOUSAND AND AYKT!

2008-02-23T20:39:00.000-08:00

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! my very first blog. I am success!

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who believed in me, if it weren't for u all, I would've never been able to start this blog. You know who u are XD

I LOVE LPS! TIMES INFINITY! FOREVER AND EVER! LITERALLY! She tehz hawtz stuffz =D AGREED?! AGREED!!

Oh, and since Sufaye was so kind to promote me in her blog (which were all true btw. ya'll noe very well sufaye never lies XD), I would like to take this opportunity to promote sufaye also! =D
SUFAYE IS TEHZ COOLz! and she would tehz be happy if u would kindly take some time off ur lives to visit Marco's Pizza opposite Kelana Jaya LRT (Putra Line) and just have some eats. She's the tan chinese girl who'll prolly be smiling at u =D

My birthday was just 2 days ago, so it's still not too late to wish me a happy belated birthday! SO DO IT! WISH ME A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! *If you've wished me edi, then thank u for being so... so... *sob*, I'm sry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... *sob*... auuuuh! OK! =D thank u for being so a good frenz! =D I am tehz greatful.

Boys' skool sux

Jeff Dunham is super terror... Now THAT is what I call, dedicated =D