Teh offspringz

My chem teacher am tehz showed us some more cool stuffs. Haha, I wasn't listening to what he was saying, I think it was potassium permanganate, if not potassium I can't rmbr, and he added glycerol then the 2 stuffs heated up and stuff.




The problem was, my camera is actually just a phone camera, so u don't actually get to see the green colour of the flames from the next vid =/




Oh man, my blog is so cool. Only cool ppl blog, u noe? Statistics shows that 95% of bloggers are cool, the other 5% are ppl who are uberly teracool (that's cool x 10 to the power of 12). I'm part of the 5%.

I may have made the statistics up, but no doubt I am uberly teracool. Jagdeep is a loser rite? Everyone shud vote for jagdeep to be the biggest loser. Urr, that's not exactly what I meant, but anyway, he's uncool. He's like, uberly picocool (10 to the power of negative 12!). Sux to be u, jag, sux to be u...

tagged by Karen

The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

What was I doing 10 years ago (1998)?
std 2 in primary school... urm... in rosli's class, me always 2nd last and maitthreyan last, he always get slapped by rosli XD karangan constant at 40% every exam. and I think I taught a few kids how to swear.

5 things on my to-do list
Buy sloppy joes
buy skool pants
go jogging and skipping
get my tax file number asap
try to practice maths

5 snacks I enjoy.
chips
sweets
chocs
a whole chicken
kfc family feast

5 Things I would do if I were a billionairewah..
get Pui to come here asap
buy a citizenship/PR for Pui
go shopping with pui
save at least half of it
pay for my edu in uni =D


5 of my bad habits~
masturbating profusely
obsession in trying to figure out reasons for ppl's behaviours and actions
constantly lost in thoughts. I can't hear u even if u screamed my name right behind me
lazily being
speakeningz in Jagon to ppl who tehz not understandardness (it's mine and Jag's lingo)


5 places i have lived
home
ipoh
PJ
bentong
aus


5 jobs I've had*
handjob (self-employed)
KND Booth Minder! Yeah!
carwash for mum
carwash for dad
KFC

5 ppl I want to tag
SUFAYE!
YULIANG
WYKIT
CHEERLEADER
JAGDEEP! That's right Jagdeep, no escape, I dun care how or no what who yes why, I dun care when or where how what, u teh got tagged and must do this, friendsterize it or facebooksissize it for all I care, just do it! hohohohohoho

I am so addicted to House

HOUSE IS THE WICKEDEST SOAP OPERA EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

This show is sooooooooo awesomez! And bcoz it is so awesome, I feel compelled to correct a few ppl who thinks House is a genius. He's teh not! Like, this show is so totally dramaaaaaa....... So sweeeeeet. I liiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike to see how House manipulates ppl! I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Jagdeep is a twat! now lemme explain why.. U see, I wrote a poem, very emo one. Bcoz I was feeling nauseous (or nostalgic, I can't rmbr which). It goes a lil something like this,

I have never felt so weary,
Beneath the dark skies, nevertheless,
My cerebral cortex sends a jolt-like glee,
Her voice has bcom my solace.

Ok, fine, so it was a bit off my toes and sound weird, but wait till u see what Jag said abt my poem! Then u'll noe why he's such a twat!

7/5/2008		10:09:46 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		orx
7/5/2008		10:09:47 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		it does
7/5/2008		10:09:54 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		rhyme very well
7/5/2008		10:09:58 PM		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		Jag		//gg
7/5/2008		10:09:59 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		does not*

THE NERVE OF HIM TO SAY DOES NOT! I SLASH PIFS K, I SLASH PIFS!

Now, I shall make a short poem, a new one, off my toes, to Jagdeep

Roses aren't black,
They can be pluck,
If you get a heart attack,
I'll give u a hug.

I wanted to write something else on the last line, but I just remembered that Jag is my soul-twin, so we shall all sing Yael Naim, song! =D

I'm a new soul, I can do this strange world, hoping to learn everything in this can.

Or something like that, I dunno, I dun care, anyway, let's continue with Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Yes, THE Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Most RO players recognize him as FRO*sky*, most ID players recognize him as ALPHA, and my dad shud recognize him as Herman. HERMAN XD HERMAN HERMAN HERMAN! =D It's a compliment! This means Melvin is a man, like, if someone asks the person who is Melvin's gf's bf, like, for example la, Melvin's gf is Ayumi Hamsapki.

John Delavitarded : *Looks at Ayumi* Oi Daniel, whose that? She's so hot, I'd bang her.

Daniel Astrofatso : *Looks at Ayumi* Oh, that's Ayumi man. I know! I'd bang her too.

John Delavitarded : *Bites lips* mm MM! Does she have a bf?

Daniel Astrofatso : Yes

John Delavitarded : Who?

Daniel Astrofatso : Herman.

John Delavitarded : Whoa, her bf's a man? Damn, I dun wanna mess with him

Daniel Astrofatso : Dammit, I meant Melvin

John Delavitarded : Melvin? MELVIN?! pfffffft, I'm bagging her today.

So u see, Herman's a cool name. It's like, her man. ho ho ho ho. And then right, I think I should stop, bcoz I ran outta crap. Haih... Wait la, I recharge my crapdit then one day I write a nice story for Jagdeep. If not then Jagdeep can start a new blog. Jagdeep doesn't got them balls to blog, he's a pus from a zit. So sticky and ew and like, uncool.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tag by Sufaye

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first..NO CHEATING!

1.Pui Shen
2.Jagdeep
3.Goh
4.Sufaye
5.Melvin

DONT READ AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED THE TOP
1. How did you meet 1?
Primary skool moral class!

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
beyond 10, but scale doesn't work that way, so perfect 10

3. how long have you known 4?
ipoh workshop was may I think, so I guess almost a year lo

4. How do you know number 3?
He's 1 of my heng daiz!

5. wheres 5?
home gua, wait, let me check, his msn is on..............

6.A fact about number 1?
She is the perfect.

7.Who is 4 going out with?
Sufaye? I dunno wor... SUFAYE! U SEEING ANYONE?!

8. What does 1 do for a living?
full time student

9. Would you live with number 3?
Would I?! yes. XD

10. What do you like about number 2?
He's my soultwin!

11. Do you miss number 5?
A bit ah

12. Would you make out with number 4?
Urr...... with consent from both 1 and 4

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
I think he has a lil aspergers disorder

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
lepak dan mamak

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
kill number 2

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
yep

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
come to think of it, no! that's weird, ur mom invited me before... hmmmmm

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
very very a lot, until I moved =(

19. Who have you known the longest?
5

20. How often do you talk to 1?
very very

21. What about 2?
very

22. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
yes, he's a special friend of mine XD

23. Would you go out for a date with 5?
only if the night ends in a wild way. He'll probably beat me, but, meh, I'm not really good at illegal racing. Oh, he just replied me, yeah, 5 is at home (the earlier question)

24. Do you dream about 2?
Not frequently, probably long time tehz goes ready.

25. What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget?
She mentioned me on her blog XD

26. What have you done for 1 that the person never forget?
enter her life =)

27. What's 3 hobby?
badminton gua, prolly emo-ing also

28. Who do u want to TAG?
*Niki Cheong!
*Wykit
*Joy Anne
*SJ
*June

No one else I can think of XD

My Heroes Ability Profile!

I updated my My Heroes Ability (facebook app) profile! =D I thought it was way toooo small and blurry, but then I realised, oh yea ah, can click on the pic to enlarge, so dunid to copy paste la XD

Here it is for all my frensisco to peek-a-boob