A Letter From Emoshimmer

As u all might have knew, I recently sent an email to my mummy dearest. And at first, it was just to send some skool stuff for her to print out but then I decided, what the heck, she deserves a Shakespeare-classed poetic short once in a while to lighten her day. Bcoz I'm that filial of a son. And since it is such a beautiful classic, and I've not blogged in 3 days or maybe more I'm not sure bcoz I'm like, so busy and famous and all. So I've decided to share what I've sent to my mom. Except for my skool stuff. U might steal my report and plagiarize. I'm just helping u be honest to urself. Do ur own gosh darn report. U see what I did there, matthew? I did not say the G word. it has 3 letters in it. So I did not mention his name in vain. Not by a long shot. Maybe a little by a long shot but I still didn't mention it directly. Anyhowx, I am teh beready to show u mine little Letter of Indulgences. Notice that I mentioned beready. That's a pencil box brand. At least I think it is. But that's not the point, I was actually implying that I'm ready, but I wanted to make it more fun by turning it into a brand name. AHAHAH! That's funny I'm funny. So here it is. Oh wait, one last thing, I also mentioned Letter of Indulgences. Yeah, I dun mean to breach copyrights, and, I'm really sorry if any Catholics are offended, but, hey, I gotta name my letter something, right? Ok, I'm done, here's my letter:

Ok ok, just one last one, I swear it's the last sidetrack, notice my title too yeah, U noe the movie A letter from Iwoshima(or some name of that nature)? Yeah, I'm just trying to like, make a parody of sorts. Or spoof or pun or satire, one of those, I'm not exactly sure which at this point, so, yeah. Ok I'm done, here it is:

Dear mummers,

The night light of the front hallways simmers in through the thin slit of the bottom of the bedroom door. The dry, cold, gray of concrete dully reflects the light off the simmer. Never have I thought, the nights spent in a dark room would be so significant, and yet, the Jews were resented by the Germans. OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE! For Life bears no fame, but shame. No glory, but dory(fish). Nevertheless, denying the facets of life, without re-evaluating my Maths results. How cold can the nights be, when I am stuck! Sitting... Typing... Breathing... Believing... Through pain, and only pain, will you be able to gain the pain that was yours to gain with pain that was expected to be gained. How will the days ever compare to the nights, as there will be light, a tedious bit too much light! Forcefully prohibiting us from being able to see the simmering night light of the hallways. Leaving us with no choice, but to just wait. Waiting and waiting, for the sun to once again drop into the mountains, and hence enabling us to once again anticipate the visibility of the simmering night lights of the hallways.

Yours Impeccably,

Lord Se-on

I got smth from SJ's blog!!!!!!!!

You Are the Ego

You take a balanced approach to your life. You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones. But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does. You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.

Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed

You're quick witted and fast to act. You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion. You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping. Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something. Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!

What Should Your Superpower Be?

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning

You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights. You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details. An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path. You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.

What's Your Thinking Style?

You Are a Total Brainiac

You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius. You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident. You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to. No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you. You've got the brains to do anything you want. It's possible you end up doing everything you want.

Are You a Brainiac?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

You Are 76% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners. Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things. You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines. You should major in: Marketing Psychology Desgin Cognitive Science Economics Photography

What Should You Major In?

You Are a Comma

You are open minded and extremely optimistic. You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything. You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests. You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time. Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to. (But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.) You excel in: Inspiring people You get along best with: The Question Mark

What Punctuation Mark Are You?

and my name is Lukas Adelbert in German! =D

Oliver Twits

Are you happy?

Yes.
Why do you ask?

You seem lonely.

Well.
I like being alone.
Gives me time to think.

So you like to think a lot?

Yes.
I do.

Why do you like to think?

It helps me figure things out.
Figuring things out gives answers.

And that makes you happy?

Sure.
Why not?

How does it make you happy?

I feel a sense of accomplishment.
That makes me feel satisfied with myself.

But you're just satisfied then?

Yeah.
I guess.

So are you happy?

I guess not...

Teh offspringz

My chem teacher am tehz showed us some more cool stuffs. Haha, I wasn't listening to what he was saying, I think it was potassium permanganate, if not potassium I can't rmbr, and he added glycerol then the 2 stuffs heated up and stuff.




The problem was, my camera is actually just a phone camera, so u don't actually get to see the green colour of the flames from the next vid =/




Oh man, my blog is so cool. Only cool ppl blog, u noe? Statistics shows that 95% of bloggers are cool, the other 5% are ppl who are uberly teracool (that's cool x 10 to the power of 12). I'm part of the 5%.

I may have made the statistics up, but no doubt I am uberly teracool. Jagdeep is a loser rite? Everyone shud vote for jagdeep to be the biggest loser. Urr, that's not exactly what I meant, but anyway, he's uncool. He's like, uberly picocool (10 to the power of negative 12!). Sux to be u, jag, sux to be u...

tagged by Karen

The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

What was I doing 10 years ago (1998)?
std 2 in primary school... urm... in rosli's class, me always 2nd last and maitthreyan last, he always get slapped by rosli XD karangan constant at 40% every exam. and I think I taught a few kids how to swear.

5 things on my to-do list
Buy sloppy joes
buy skool pants
go jogging and skipping
get my tax file number asap
try to practice maths

5 snacks I enjoy.
chips
sweets
chocs
a whole chicken
kfc family feast

5 Things I would do if I were a billionairewah..
get Pui to come here asap
buy a citizenship/PR for Pui
go shopping with pui
save at least half of it
pay for my edu in uni =D


5 of my bad habits~
masturbating profusely
obsession in trying to figure out reasons for ppl's behaviours and actions
constantly lost in thoughts. I can't hear u even if u screamed my name right behind me
lazily being
speakeningz in Jagon to ppl who tehz not understandardness (it's mine and Jag's lingo)


5 places i have lived
home
ipoh
PJ
bentong
aus


5 jobs I've had*
handjob (self-employed)
KND Booth Minder! Yeah!
carwash for mum
carwash for dad
KFC

5 ppl I want to tag
SUFAYE!
YULIANG
WYKIT
CHEERLEADER
JAGDEEP! That's right Jagdeep, no escape, I dun care how or no what who yes why, I dun care when or where how what, u teh got tagged and must do this, friendsterize it or facebooksissize it for all I care, just do it! hohohohohoho

I am so addicted to House

HOUSE IS THE WICKEDEST SOAP OPERA EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

This show is sooooooooo awesomez! And bcoz it is so awesome, I feel compelled to correct a few ppl who thinks House is a genius. He's teh not! Like, this show is so totally dramaaaaaa....... So sweeeeeet. I liiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike to see how House manipulates ppl! I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

Jagdeep is a twat! now lemme explain why.. U see, I wrote a poem, very emo one. Bcoz I was feeling nauseous (or nostalgic, I can't rmbr which). It goes a lil something like this,

I have never felt so weary,
Beneath the dark skies, nevertheless,
My cerebral cortex sends a jolt-like glee,
Her voice has bcom my solace.

Ok, fine, so it was a bit off my toes and sound weird, but wait till u see what Jag said abt my poem! Then u'll noe why he's such a twat!

7/5/2008		10:09:46 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		orx
7/5/2008		10:09:47 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		it does
7/5/2008		10:09:54 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		rhyme very well
7/5/2008		10:09:58 PM		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		Jag		//gg
7/5/2008		10:09:59 PM		Jag		*nafpossible! ( ´д ` )		does not*

THE NERVE OF HIM TO SAY DOES NOT! I SLASH PIFS K, I SLASH PIFS!

Now, I shall make a short poem, a new one, off my toes, to Jagdeep

Roses aren't black,
They can be pluck,
If you get a heart attack,
I'll give u a hug.

I wanted to write something else on the last line, but I just remembered that Jag is my soul-twin, so we shall all sing Yael Naim, song! =D

I'm a new soul, I can do this strange world, hoping to learn everything in this can.

Or something like that, I dunno, I dun care, anyway, let's continue with Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Yes, THE Melvin Yap Ee Juan. Most RO players recognize him as FRO*sky*, most ID players recognize him as ALPHA, and my dad shud recognize him as Herman. HERMAN XD HERMAN HERMAN HERMAN! =D It's a compliment! This means Melvin is a man, like, if someone asks the person who is Melvin's gf's bf, like, for example la, Melvin's gf is Ayumi Hamsapki.

John Delavitarded : *Looks at Ayumi* Oi Daniel, whose that? She's so hot, I'd bang her.

Daniel Astrofatso : *Looks at Ayumi* Oh, that's Ayumi man. I know! I'd bang her too.

John Delavitarded : *Bites lips* mm MM! Does she have a bf?

Daniel Astrofatso : Yes

John Delavitarded : Who?

Daniel Astrofatso : Herman.

John Delavitarded : Whoa, her bf's a man? Damn, I dun wanna mess with him

Daniel Astrofatso : Dammit, I meant Melvin

John Delavitarded : Melvin? MELVIN?! pfffffft, I'm bagging her today.

So u see, Herman's a cool name. It's like, her man. ho ho ho ho. And then right, I think I should stop, bcoz I ran outta crap. Haih... Wait la, I recharge my crapdit then one day I write a nice story for Jagdeep. If not then Jagdeep can start a new blog. Jagdeep doesn't got them balls to blog, he's a pus from a zit. So sticky and ew and like, uncool.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tag by Sufaye

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first..NO CHEATING!

1.Pui Shen
2.Jagdeep
3.Goh
4.Sufaye
5.Melvin

DONT READ AHEAD UNLESS U FILLED THE TOP
1. How did you meet 1?
Primary skool moral class!

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
beyond 10, but scale doesn't work that way, so perfect 10

3. how long have you known 4?
ipoh workshop was may I think, so I guess almost a year lo

4. How do you know number 3?
He's 1 of my heng daiz!

5. wheres 5?
home gua, wait, let me check, his msn is on..............

6.A fact about number 1?
She is the perfect.

7.Who is 4 going out with?
Sufaye? I dunno wor... SUFAYE! U SEEING ANYONE?!

8. What does 1 do for a living?
full time student

9. Would you live with number 3?
Would I?! yes. XD

10. What do you like about number 2?
He's my soultwin!

11. Do you miss number 5?
A bit ah

12. Would you make out with number 4?
Urr...... with consent from both 1 and 4

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
I think he has a lil aspergers disorder

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
lepak dan mamak

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
kill number 2

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
yep

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
come to think of it, no! that's weird, ur mom invited me before... hmmmmm

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
very very a lot, until I moved =(

19. Who have you known the longest?
5

20. How often do you talk to 1?
very very

21. What about 2?
very

22. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
yes, he's a special friend of mine XD

23. Would you go out for a date with 5?
only if the night ends in a wild way. He'll probably beat me, but, meh, I'm not really good at illegal racing. Oh, he just replied me, yeah, 5 is at home (the earlier question)

24. Do you dream about 2?
Not frequently, probably long time tehz goes ready.

25. What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget?
She mentioned me on her blog XD

26. What have you done for 1 that the person never forget?
enter her life =)

27. What's 3 hobby?
badminton gua, prolly emo-ing also

28. Who do u want to TAG?
*Niki Cheong!
*Wykit
*Joy Anne
*SJ
*June

No one else I can think of XD