Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Weee personality stuffs




You Are Chopsticks



People see you as exotic, unusual, and even a bit intimidating.

You are a difficult person to figure out.



In truth, you try to live a very simple life.

But most people are too frenzied to recognize the beauty of your simplicity.






Your Five Variable Love Profile



Propensity for Monogamy:



Your propensity for monogamy is high.

You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.

And in return, you expect the same from who you love.

Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.



Experience Level:



Your experience level is high.

You've loved, lost, and loved again.

You have had a wide range of love experiences.

And when the real thing comes along, you know it!



Dominance:



Your dominance is high.

It's your way or the highway when it comes to love.

You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life.

No question, you like to be the one calling the shots.



Cynicism:



Your cynicism is medium.

You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...

But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.

You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.



Independence:



Your independence is low.

This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.

It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.

In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.






Your Five Factor Personality Profile



Extroversion:



You have high extroversion.

You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.

You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.

Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"



Conscientiousness:



You have medium conscientiousness.

You're generally good at balancing work and play.

When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.

But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.



Agreeableness:



You have high agreeableness.

You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.

Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.

You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.



Neuroticism:



You have medium neuroticism.

You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.

Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.

Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.



Openness to experience:



Your openness to new experiences is medium.

You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.

But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.

You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.







You Are Clogs



You are a solid and down to earth person.

You seek – and almost always achieve – a really sound balance in your life.



You are stylish yet comfortable. Mellow but driven. Excited yet calm.

You are the perfect mesh of contradictions.



No matter what happens, you have the ability to stay well grounded in your life.

People know that they can truly depend on you.



You should live: In Europe



You should work: At a company dedicated to helping the world






You Are An ENFJ



The Giver



You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.

Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.

Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.

You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.



In love, you are very protective and supporting.

However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.



At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.

You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.



How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive



When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud






What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You



You are a very considerate person, but that doesn't mean you let people walk all over you.



Your look is put together, classic, and stylish. You always look fashionable without trying.



You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.



In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.






You Are 56% Open Minded



You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.

Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.

But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.

You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.






You Are in the Genital Stage of Development



According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development.

Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved.

You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult.

You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully.






Your Values Profile



Loyalty:



You value loyalty highly.

You're completely devoted to your friends and family.

Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.

Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!



Honesty:



You value honesty a fair amount.

You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.

If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.

In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."



Generosity:



You value generosity a fair amount.

You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.

Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.

But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!



Humility:



You value humility highly.

You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.

And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.

You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.



Tolerance:



You value tolerance highly.

Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...

You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.

You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.






You Can Make 66% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You



Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.

Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!

As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.






You Would Be a Pet Monkey



Smart and unbridled, you are truly unpredictable... and a little crazy.

You're very playful and funny, but you're also moody and aggressive.

You're have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.



Why you would make a great pet: You're very smart and you know how to charm people



Why you would make a bad pet: When you don't get your way, you're a bit of a monster



What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans



What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human!






You Are 71% Grown Up, 29% Kid



Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.






Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.

And while this may not seem big, it can be.

It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.

You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.






Your Animal Personality



Your Power Animal: Eagle



Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale



You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.

Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.






The Part of You That No One Sees



You are compassionate, caring, and soothing.

You like other people to depend on you...

In fact, you don't feel right unless you are helping someone out.



Underneath it all, you feel the burden of everyone's problems.

Without your guidance, you fear that many people's worlds would fall apart.

You like to feel in charge, even if it brings you a lot of stress.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Stole smth from SJ's blog again! XD

My daemon is...........



Loreana! The terrier! woof woof weeeeeeeeeee XD








The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.



In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.



You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.



You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.



Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.



Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.



You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.



In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.



and I'm afraid of marriage O_o

Thursday, August 14, 2008

A Special Poem For Rueben.

Tis also posted on facebook =D here's a tribute to Rueben Ho Wai Hong!





And then I wrote
A short little note
For a friend of mine
Who cried and whine.

Oh my, his reaction
What a pleasant satisfaction
To digest such a look
A look that couldn't be described by any mere books

My dear friend Rueben
Sat down and pondered
The menu prepared
And he didn't even wondered

All that he saw
Is the price that was raw
A dollar it charged
Whilst his throat was parched

Without a second of a doubt
He ordered the drink out aloud
Reconfirmed with the waiter, he did,
"One dollar, is it?"

Our dear friend Rueben
Did not have a clue
What the drink was
It just came out of the blue...

eh, cannot rhyme anymore, lepak ah, lazy edi ah..


The drink then arrived...
We stare in silence
Some giggling
Some trying to resist from bursting into laughter
At least not for long...
As our dear friend Rueben
Takes a small sip


With a somewhat embarrassed smug on his face
With a pissed tone he says
"Diu, water"
We burst out into laughter.

Oh my friend Rueben,
Just stick to ur bourbon
By now people can deduce
That you ordered sky juice.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I got to play God

I now understand what test of faith means. I now understand what Matthew is standing for in his life. Let me tell a short story about mims frens, Matthex.

Matthex is a cool fren. He may be a lil bit of a geek and a nerd, and well, a goody goody boy la. But all in all, a cool guy. Very staunch believer of God. He's probably one of my smartest and most knowledgeable frens. Helped me thru a lot of stuff, and efcoz, I helped him very very little, but still help la rite, help is help la rite?! I'm a good guy. Anyway, Matthex has been thru a lot of hardships in his life. Sure, his life doesn't suck big time la, but it's not that perfect either, but well, he does have problems sometimes, and yet, he still finds time for violin, piano, studies, and general media information. And at the same time, still have time to speak to God throughout his entire day. He has been through obstacles after obstacles, and never has he ever said anything abt God not being there for him. For him to suffer 17 years and still remain faithful to God, not even doubting abt His love, not even thinking that He has abandoned himself. I believe that he really truly loves God with all his life. Matthex, ur faith is un-teh-beatablex. I am only respect for u.

Monday, June 30, 2008

A Letter From Emoshimmer

As u all might have knew, I recently sent an email to my mummy dearest. And at first, it was just to send some skool stuff for her to print out but then I decided, what the heck, she deserves a Shakespeare-classed poetic short once in a while to lighten her day. Bcoz I'm that filial of a son. And since it is such a beautiful classic, and I've not blogged in 3 days or maybe more I'm not sure bcoz I'm like, so busy and famous and all. So I've decided to share what I've sent to my mom. Except for my skool stuff. U might steal my report and plagiarize. I'm just helping u be honest to urself. Do ur own gosh darn report. U see what I did there, matthew? I did not say the G word. it has 3 letters in it. So I did not mention his name in vain. Not by a long shot. Maybe a little by a long shot but I still didn't mention it directly. Anyhowx, I am teh beready to show u mine little Letter of Indulgences. Notice that I mentioned beready. That's a pencil box brand. At least I think it is. But that's not the point, I was actually implying that I'm ready, but I wanted to make it more fun by turning it into a brand name. AHAHAH! That's funny I'm funny. So here it is. Oh wait, one last thing, I also mentioned Letter of Indulgences. Yeah, I dun mean to breach copyrights, and, I'm really sorry if any Catholics are offended, but, hey, I gotta name my letter something, right? Ok, I'm done, here's my letter:



Ok ok, just one last one, I swear it's the last sidetrack, notice my title too yeah, U noe the movie A letter from Iwoshima(or some name of that nature)? Yeah, I'm just trying to like, make a parody of sorts. Or spoof or pun or satire, one of those, I'm not exactly sure which at this point, so, yeah. Ok I'm done, here it is:




Dear mummers,

The night light of the front hallways simmers in through the thin slit of the bottom of the bedroom door. The dry, cold, gray of concrete dully reflects the light off the simmer. Never have I thought, the nights spent in a dark room would be so significant, and yet, the Jews were resented by the Germans. OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE! For Life bears no fame, but shame. No glory, but dory(fish). Nevertheless, denying the facets of life, without re-evaluating my Maths results. How cold can the nights be, when I am stuck! Sitting... Typing... Breathing... Believing... Through pain, and only pain, will you be able to gain the pain that was yours to gain with pain that was expected to be gained. How will the days ever compare to the nights, as there will be light, a tedious bit too much light! Forcefully prohibiting us from being able to see the simmering night light of the hallways. Leaving us with no choice, but to just wait. Waiting and waiting, for the sun to once again drop into the mountains, and hence enabling us to once again anticipate the visibility of the simmering night lights of the hallways.

Yours Impeccably,

Lord Se-on

Friday, June 13, 2008

I got smth from SJ's blog!!!!!!!!




You Are the Ego



You take a balanced approach to your life.

You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.

But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.

You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.






The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy



In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.

You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.



Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho






Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed



You're quick witted and fast to act.

You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.

You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.

Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.



Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up



Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!






Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male



Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve






Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning



You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.

You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.



An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.

You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.






You Are a Total Brainiac



You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius.

You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident.



You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to.

No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you.



You've got the brains to do anything you want.

It's possible you end up doing everything you want.

Are You a Brainiac?




Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.

An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.

You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.

A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.



You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.






You Are 76% Gentleman



You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.

Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?




Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating



You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.

You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.



You should major in:



Marketing

Psychology

Desgin

Cognitive Science

Economics

Photography

What Should You Major In?




You Are a Comma



You are open minded and extremely optimistic.

You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.



You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.

You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.



Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.

(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)



You excel in: Inspiring people



You get along best with: The Question Mark







and my name is Lukas Adelbert in German! =D

Monday, June 9, 2008

Oliver Twits

Are you happy?

Yes.
Why do you ask?

You seem lonely.

Well.
I like being alone.
Gives me time to think.

So you like to think a lot?

Yes.
I do.

Why do you like to think?

It helps me figure things out.
Figuring things out gives answers.

And that makes you happy?

Sure.
Why not?

How does it make you happy?

I feel a sense of accomplishment.
That makes me feel satisfied with myself.

But you're just satisfied then?

Yeah.
I guess.

So are you happy?

I guess not...