HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUFAYE! (belated)

Haih, so long since I've composed a story, let's give it tehz trials.

Once upon a time, there lived a dead princess. Her name was Oh Geh Sum. She was a zombie, that's why she lived as a dead princess. You know, bcoz, I said there lived, and also dead, so, I dun wanna confuse u la right, so yea, anyway, yeah, a zombie princess called Oh Geh Sum. But why did she become a zombie princess? Here's the story...

Long long time ago, when it was dark during the day and bright at night, there lived an evil King, who ruled the lands of the mosquitoes, his name, was Yew Ah Dum. King Yew was very evil, as he would send mosquitoes out of his castle everyday to attack his own ppl. He ruled by force, or, if u're Pranav, then he was a dictator. Anyway, he had difficulty giving his country a name, so he decided, if he were to obtain a son, he would name the country off the first word his son says. So, he gathered all the women in his country aged 21-27, and had conversations with them, and, yea, urm, anyway, abt a year later, a baby was born, it was his son la k?

King Yew was very pleased, as his son was uberly handsome. He even decided to give his own son a cool name, he called him, Eric Jack Yew Late. A lot of ppl were complaining to the king abt the prince's name as it was too long, so they made a petition and the king agreed to it, the prince was then to be called E. Jack Yew Late, bcoz I guess the ppl din like the name Eric, anyway, yeah.

For 14 years, the prince did not say a word, not one word! So the king was very upset one day, yeah, after 14 years finally he's upset, bcoz the country did not have a name for like, 14 years plus however long the king was ruling the country. So the king wanted to kill his son by taking an ice skate shoe and cut off the bottom of his son's jaw and hanging his nose on a ceiling with a fishhook and let the blood drain outta his nose and eventually die. One of the maids who served the castle, whom coincidentally was also 14 years old, ran to the prince's room to warn him, and, yea, so she did that.

The prince was very touched by what the maid did, and said "run with me" then the maid looked deep into his eyes. There was a moment of silence, then she opened her mouth and said "u noe, u must think I'm stupid, I'm being paid 15 gold coins an hour and I even get dental working here, why the hell would I leave all this behind?" Then there was another long pause. Then the prince said "I have a swiss bank account... and urm... urr..." Then the maid said, "urm what?" Then the prince whispered something in her ear, and her eyes widened, and grabbed the prince's hands and ran outta the room.

As they were leaving the castle, they were stopped by the guards! "Sorry kids, need to see some ID" Then the prince screamed like a pussy 14 year old who just lost a pokemon battle. The king arrived and was excited, he shouted "O-M-G! NO WAY!! U CAN TALK?!" Then the prince just kept quiet. Then the king said "Now now, u can run away if u like, just say smth so that I can name the country" Then the prince said "No way! U're gay!" and ran away with the maid. The king stood where he was, with a smile, and a glass of cognac in his hands, and he said "yes, I shall call this country Norway, and when King Horn Knee signs his land's deed over to us, we'll call that country Uruguay, how's that?" The bodyguard who was paid to protect, not to talk said "Urm, u're talking to me sir?" Then the king said "HAH! GOTCHA! AFTER 22 FRIGGIN YEARS, I FINALLY BREAK U! 1 WEEK UNPAID WORK! SUCK THAT!"

The prince and the maid ran and ran, and finally reached a river, and they decided to take a break. They sat in the shade of the tree, and started chatting, ok, u noe what, I'm turning this into a dialogue...

E. Jack Yew Late: What's ur name? I don't even noe ur name, I feel like I shud noe ur name, can I noe ur name?

Maid: My name is Sufaye. Liaw............Sufaye..

E. Jack Yew Late: Wow, that's a... Oi! dammit, write my name as prince enough la, what full name full name all!

Prince: Ok, as I was saying, Wow! that's a very nice name!

Sufaye: Why, thank u, my parents gave it to me.

Then the prince got up and started building a house, it took him 10 hours. It was like, the lake house, u noe, sandra bullock and keanu reeves, that lake house, yeah. Then they were about to live happily ever after, when suddenly, lightning striked! Thunder roared through the skies as something dark and scary was happening.

An evil witch came down to earth and said, the prince is mine, he's too handsome for u! mwahahahaha, then the prince ran towards the evil witch and said "No! I love sufaye!" Then Sufaye was like "omg omg omg, serious?! omg omg omg, I'm freaking out heeeeeeere!" Then the prince was running back to sufaye, when the evil witch conjured a maelstorm of lightning arnd the prince, frying him to death. Then sufaye looked in disbelief. Then she screamed and said u evil witch! Imma kill u! Then she rushed towards the evil witch, as the evil witch was trying to cast Lord of Vermillion as fast as she could, it was too late, Sufaye used Dash like a Bullet and used Dilemma on the evil witch. Then with every bit of SP in her, Asura Striked the evil witch, the evil witch was like, "WTF! HAXX!!!!!!" And then she exploded, the whole world was wiped out.

The world was a deserted area, nothing except for plants, some insects, birds, and fishes and dinosaurs were living in it. Then from some dry soil, was a movement, and CRISH CRACK BOOM! A zombie emerged from the underworld, she declared herself as the living dead princess, and called herself Oh Geh Sum. Could it be Sufaye? Only Sufaye knows.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUFAYE!

hahahahaha, no more idea, so the ending just potong la, malas liao =P

Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional, any Norwegians or Uruguayans that come across this story, pls dun feel the need to kill me, I am not making fun of u, I am just, uh... It's just fictional k? relax.

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Ho ho ho, yep, my chem teacher is teh great teachers =) am teh coolz experimentation he tehz showz us, will try to get some of the illegals stuffings XD