Monday, June 30, 2008

A Letter From Emoshimmer

As u all might have knew, I recently sent an email to my mummy dearest. And at first, it was just to send some skool stuff for her to print out but then I decided, what the heck, she deserves a Shakespeare-classed poetic short once in a while to lighten her day. Bcoz I'm that filial of a son. And since it is such a beautiful classic, and I've not blogged in 3 days or maybe more I'm not sure bcoz I'm like, so busy and famous and all. So I've decided to share what I've sent to my mom. Except for my skool stuff. U might steal my report and plagiarize. I'm just helping u be honest to urself. Do ur own gosh darn report. U see what I did there, matthew? I did not say the G word. it has 3 letters in it. So I did not mention his name in vain. Not by a long shot. Maybe a little by a long shot but I still didn't mention it directly. Anyhowx, I am teh beready to show u mine little Letter of Indulgences. Notice that I mentioned beready. That's a pencil box brand. At least I think it is. But that's not the point, I was actually implying that I'm ready, but I wanted to make it more fun by turning it into a brand name. AHAHAH! That's funny I'm funny. So here it is. Oh wait, one last thing, I also mentioned Letter of Indulgences. Yeah, I dun mean to breach copyrights, and, I'm really sorry if any Catholics are offended, but, hey, I gotta name my letter something, right? Ok, I'm done, here's my letter:



Ok ok, just one last one, I swear it's the last sidetrack, notice my title too yeah, U noe the movie A letter from Iwoshima(or some name of that nature)? Yeah, I'm just trying to like, make a parody of sorts. Or spoof or pun or satire, one of those, I'm not exactly sure which at this point, so, yeah. Ok I'm done, here it is:




Dear mummers,

The night light of the front hallways simmers in through the thin slit of the bottom of the bedroom door. The dry, cold, gray of concrete dully reflects the light off the simmer. Never have I thought, the nights spent in a dark room would be so significant, and yet, the Jews were resented by the Germans. OUT OUT BRIEF CANDLE! For Life bears no fame, but shame. No glory, but dory(fish). Nevertheless, denying the facets of life, without re-evaluating my Maths results. How cold can the nights be, when I am stuck! Sitting... Typing... Breathing... Believing... Through pain, and only pain, will you be able to gain the pain that was yours to gain with pain that was expected to be gained. How will the days ever compare to the nights, as there will be light, a tedious bit too much light! Forcefully prohibiting us from being able to see the simmering night light of the hallways. Leaving us with no choice, but to just wait. Waiting and waiting, for the sun to once again drop into the mountains, and hence enabling us to once again anticipate the visibility of the simmering night lights of the hallways.

Yours Impeccably,

Lord Se-on

Friday, June 13, 2008

I got smth from SJ's blog!!!!!!!!




You Are the Ego



You take a balanced approach to your life.

You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.

But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.

You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.






The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy



In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.

You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.



Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho






Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed



You're quick witted and fast to act.

You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.

You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.

Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.



Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up



Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!






Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male



Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve






Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning



You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.

You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.



An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.

You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.






You Are a Total Brainiac



You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius.

You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident.



You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to.

No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you.



You've got the brains to do anything you want.

It's possible you end up doing everything you want.

Are You a Brainiac?




Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.

An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.

You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.

A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.



You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.






You Are 76% Gentleman



You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.

Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?




Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating



You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.

You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.



You should major in:



Marketing

Psychology

Desgin

Cognitive Science

Economics

Photography

What Should You Major In?




You Are a Comma



You are open minded and extremely optimistic.

You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.



You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.

You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.



Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.

(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)



You excel in: Inspiring people



You get along best with: The Question Mark







and my name is Lukas Adelbert in German! =D

Monday, June 9, 2008

Oliver Twits

Are you happy?

Yes.
Why do you ask?

You seem lonely.

Well.
I like being alone.
Gives me time to think.

So you like to think a lot?

Yes.
I do.

Why do you like to think?

It helps me figure things out.
Figuring things out gives answers.

And that makes you happy?

Sure.
Why not?

How does it make you happy?

I feel a sense of accomplishment.
That makes me feel satisfied with myself.

But you're just satisfied then?

Yeah.
I guess.

So are you happy?

I guess not...