The Beauty and The Beef

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess in a castle guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. But seriously, I mean, she was like, guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. OKOK! Fine, well, she was just trapped in a castle.

But one fateful day, everything were to be changed.

To be continued.....










....immediately

Well, this cow-faced man was outcasted by society and had to live like a sebatang kara. I think it means a stick of monkey in English. Anyway, He read in a newspaper article that whomever rescued the beautiful princess from the tower that was guarded by lions, tigers, bears on my ride! We're furious and fast, supersonic like JJ Fat and, we ride on our wheels are flat, can't beat that with a baseball bat. Ok, that's the last one I swear. Anyway, he read that if he rescued the beautiful princess, he'd then be allowed to do anything he wanted with the princess. Because frankly speaking, the princess has been forgotten about anyway after so many millions of prince charmings died trying to rescue her.

So this cow-faced man prepared his weapon, the Double-edged poison fang hamster schweizersabel and went straight to the castle, or tower, whatever, up to u, I'm gonna say tower from now on. Anyway, he rushed straight into the tower and fought his way through! The first few were easy peasy lemon squeezy bcoz the cow-faced man was a level 97 Lord Knight actually. So he went on, and he had to fight the bear leader, Katow-Jo! He then fought his lungs out, not literally, I mean he like, out of breath or smth like that. And finally, with 1 Bowling Bash, he slayed the Katow-Jo and obtained Fruit of Yggdrasil. The cow-faced man ate it and recovered to full strength again! He then continued on with his journey, slaying all the small-fry monsters, when he came across the Lion King, Simba.

Simba attacked the cow-faced man almost ASAP as he was hungry! The cow-faced man dodged it perfectly as he had high luck, and he quickly prepared for battle. He fought with Simba for a very long time, but he just couldn't sustain the damage. He was on the verge of giving up and Simba was just about to claw his head off when all of a sudden..... A PECO-PECO CAME AND KICKED SIMBA 8 FEET AWAY! The peco-peco was a big bird that Knights ride on, but this one was special, it could talk. The peco-peco was like, GET ON! I'LL HELP U! And the cow-faced man jumped onto the peco-peco and battled Simba. This time, Simba was losing, and he was cornered. So with just 1 final blow, Simba came with satisfaction... Nah, just kidding, I mean the blow as in like 1 hit KO, the cow-faced man killed Simba. The cow-faced man reached into Simba's throat and obtained Yggdrasilberry squared, that means he found two, so he ate one and kept the other for later.

Then he met with the final Tiger Master, Aslan, the great white tiger king of Narnia. So they battled to the very end. This is what happened before the end, the cow-faced man battled Aslan rigorously without any time intervals in between, so u can only imagined how fast they were battling, bcoz there's no way I'm gonna animate this for u to see. Then with 1 superstrong slash with his kitty paws, the peco-peco fell to the ground and lost heaps of blood. The cow-faced man was like, NOOOOOOOOOO and quickly hugged the peco before it died. Then the peco was like, before I die man, please tell me ur name. Then the cow-faced man was like, ok, my fren, and whispered into the peco's ears. Then the peco suddenly realized just on the verge of dieing, he said Eh dude! I rmbr u still have 1 more yggdrasilberry doh! Then the cow-faced man was like, oh yea ah. And was about to give it to the peco when he said, wait! Mahal doh... how much are u willing to pay? then the Peco was like O_O and the cow-faced man was like, JK LA! and gave it to the peco, then they fought with Aslan and slayed him and whoopdeedoo, his pathway was cleared to get to the princess' chambers.

He got there and there she was, as beautiful as a morning glory in the midst of a battle. He then quickly grabbed her and stormed out of the castle with the peco. And in his den, he was about to kiss the princess, when all of a sudden, BAM! The peco shot the cow-faced man and transformed into a man. And he lived with the princess happily ever after. Without whoopie, bcoz she wore a super-tight security chastity belt and the key was swallowed and digested by a metal-digesting caterpillar.

The cow-faced man's name was...