Revenge of Kobe Beef!

It has been 12 days since the last semester of winter. Peco was happily drinking with his buddies in Padapapa Pub. Not long later, the doors burst open! Winds blew as strong as the monsoon winds, lightning striked as hard as Thor's Mjolnir slamming onto the ground, fox flame burns the entire pub like a mozilla firefox! The Peco stood up, sweating, he slowly turns around and looks up. He realizes immediately what he was about to face, and at that very moment, all that came out of his mouth was "Oh shit".

Peco flew out of the pub and landed on the soil with a constant velocity of 5m s-1. He stood up, sweeped the dust off his fur and said "look, hunny, I can explain!". The princess who was obviously not amused, quickly dashed like a bullet and cast dilemma, then with the little power that she still had, she Asura Striked the peco. Then she looked down at the peco and and said with a corny look, "I'll see u at home. If u're not there, PREPARE!".

The Peco returned to his last save point and was like "nooooooo! I'm stuck in Geffen! I gotta get back to Alberta AY AS AY PEE!" So he quickly ran with a constant acceleration of 6m s-2. He reached Alberta just as his wife appeared thru a portal. He quickly used increase agi and got back home and prepared a 9 course dinner. The wife came back and was very pleased. She quickly ate all there was, leaving lil scraps on the floor for the peco to eat, and she would then belch real loud and beat the peco to release stress. The peco was miserable. He knew not of what he was to do in order to save himself. So he hatched up an evil scheme.

2 days later, the phone rang, and the princess picked up the phone and the voice from the other side said "2 coupons for BSB concert, take it or leave it" So she quickly ran out of her house and did 100 push ups and cried, bcoz she was so excited but she forgot to ask the guy where to claim the tickets from. Then the phone rang for the next 6 times, she din pick up bcoz she was very upset and she was still crying.

The Peco then came and shouted "oi bodoh! Why din answer the phone ah?! I tot u like BSB?!" Then the princess said "I hung up the phone... I HUNG UP THE PHONE!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Then the Peco slapped his forehead and said, "No matter! Today u die!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!" Then the princess was like, "O_o" eh... u choose ur words carefully..." Then the Peco, who wasn't afraid, said "mwaahahahahahha! I chose it carefully! Today, u suffer!!!" Then out of the blue, big, plastic rubbish bin, a cow-faced man jumped out! YES!!! IT'S THE COW-FACED MAN!!

The princess was like, wOOt?! Then the peco was like, yeah, that's right. Tarphex is back! Then Tarphex said "Peco, u betrayed me before. So today, I want you to noe, I'm not just gonna help u kill her, I'm gonna help her kill u." Then they were both very confused, so they decided to have a break, and have a kit kat.

The match soon began, and the peco quickly cast laser squeal and tore off Tarphex's left quadriceps. In a blatant heat of anger, Tarphex cast BOOM! And the whole world just went BOOM! The princess was on the ground, her chastity belt broken, and the peco fried into a bucket. Tarphex took photographs of the princess, and killed her instantly with Pai Mei's 5 step finger palm point heart exploding technique. She took 5 steps and her heart exploded with the blood splurting all over the area of study. The biology students were grossed out.

Tarphex then went back to his wooden house by the lake, sat down on his rocking chair and enjoyed the bucket of chicken while looking at the photographs, whilst, of course, touching himself with his oily hands. eeeeeeeeeeee. I mean like, who touches themselves with oily hands rite? I mean, that's just gross!